Sunday, October 7, 2012

A Hole Bigger Than The Doughnut?


On Sunday October 7, 2012 something happened that changed the Universe in which we live. Believe it or not, someone has been saying that small can be bigger than big (and the other way around) that big can also be smaller than small. Do you know who was responsible for this? It was none other than the indomitable Mitt Romney who is running to be president of the United States. Wouldn't you love having a president like that running your country for you?

Yes, my dear reader, Mitt Romney sent his surrogates onto the circuit of the talking heads which runs on the boob tubes of the ether – sometimes called television – to talk their heads off trying to explain that the hole in a doughnut can be bigger than the doughnut itself. And this will happen, they assure you, without the hole engulfing the entire doughnut and becoming one giant hole in the middle of nowhere.

If you don't get it, my friend, maybe you ought to read up on those things they call black-holes in outer space. These things have been out there since the beginning of time, and they are down here now courtesy of the incomparable Mitt Romney and his entourage.

Here is how the thing works according to Romney and his politico-scientific surrogates. They say that the very wealthy in America make money but not so much of it that if you take all what they make – even by raising the taxes on them to the 100% level – you still cannot reduce the deficit of the nation enough to make a dent in it. The way they put it is absolute as you can see; no wiggle room here.

So then, does that mean the deficit cannot be eliminated without raising the taxes on the middle class? you ask. Oh no, no, say Romney and his surrogates, you can still reduce the deficit if you close the loopholes in the tax structure, which is a structure everyone agrees is an awfully big and awfully bad thing.

What loopholes are these, Mr. Romney, Messrs surrogates and Company? you ask. Are they the mortgage deductions that the middle class is benefiting from? Or is it something like that? Oh no, no, says he and they: “like we said before, there will be no raising of taxes on the middle class. None whatsoever. Get it? None because we say so, and that's definitive.”

So then, what loopholes are these, Sir, Ladies and Gentlemen? And they all respond in unison: “These would be the loopholes that the wealthy use to reduce their taxes, and only these loopholes.”

Whoa! Let's pause here for a minute. Are you suggesting that the money the wealthy deduct using the loopholes is larger than the money they make on which they take the deductions? Are you saying that the hole in the doughnut can be larger than the doughnut itself? What Universe is this?

Is Mitt Romney for real or did he take math lessons in the belly of a black-hole at the hands of a magician called Abracadabra?

Maybe he'll soon make an announcement in that regard and put an end to the suspense.

We can't wait.