Sunday, September 29, 2013

Meet the Two Co-Presidents of America

America is run by two presidents. One is called Barack Obama, and he heads the executive branch of the government. The other is called Benjamin Netanyahu, and he heads a legislative branch that is embodied in the form of a congress. It is made of members known to the public as being the assembly of male and female bimbos who pretend to legislate but do nothing different from the work of professional prostitutes.

This arrangement of the American government is different from what the founding fathers of the Republic first cobbled together. When discussing the difference between what was meant to be and what really is, some people say that the president of the executive branch has acquired so much power that he governs like an imperial president. But to tell you the truth, while this emperor may still have his clothes on, he was stripped naked of his executive powers by the legislative branch.

Meanwhile, all those powers have been diverted to and vested in the legislative branch that did the stripping in the first place. Thus, while Barack Obama who owns the bully pulpit and knows how to use it can still be seen to throw his weight around, Netanyahu has the power to make certain that he lands on a bed of thorns should he deviate from the service of Israel of which Netanyahu is prime minister. Presiding over the assembly of American bimbos, this foreigner sits on a slew of parliamentary tricks that were fabricated by Jewish moles and Israeli agents operating in America. He and his aids employ those tricks to paralyze and gridlock the business of the American people to pass the laws that serve the foreign entity of Israel.

To show his supremacy over the executive branch, Netanyahu transmutes himself into the body of a pissing dog before visiting the White House that is the temporary house of Obama. Once there, he gets onto the rug and does what comes naturally to a dog, and that is to pee on the rug. He has done it a few times previously, after which he went to meet his male and female bimbos who received him like a hero, a god and a savior.

At a meeting on one of those occasions, the gathered bimbos gave him 29 standing ovations representing the 21 gun salutes that are usually given to a dead hero – plus 8 more. Once a mystery, the 8 extra ovations turned out to have been caused by the inability of the bimbos to count to 21 given the Jewish syphilis of ambiguous moral clarity that is constantly being pumped into their skulls.

Well, my friend, once again Benjamin Netanyahu will be in the American capital tomorrow, and the indications are that he will be given the red carpet treatment. But after the reception, he will be taken to where the white rug covers the floor. And it is there that the dog will get the urge to pee, thus the question that is on everyone's lips: Will he pee or will he not? To paraphrase a talented man that roamed this planet long ago: to pee or not to pee? That is the question.

My guess is that he is now in such a bind, he will not pee. Yes, being in a bind is a reason practical enough to restrain him from pissing. But there is another reason that is even more practical than that. It is that he was shown to have been castrated thus rendered an impotent eunuch who, for a very long time, has managed to pretend he was a high performing stud.

And when a eunuch is transmuted into a dog, he turns out to be a neutered dog. And this means that once on the white rug, Netanyahu will have nothing to pee with. Thus, the question: To pee or not to pee becomes irrelevant – as irrelevant, in fact, as Netanyahu himself to the scheme of things that matter most to the human race. Still, he can misbehave in other ways, thus the need to warn him in no uncertain terms.

Keep that thing on a short leash, Mr. President of the Executive, it is your responsibility to see to it that he behaves appropriately, and respects the sanctity of the house that invited him in.

For him to behave appropriately is also important so that the rest of the world will be inclined to maintain a healthy respect for America. Otherwise they will all want to imitate him, and you'll be blamed for the loss of respect.