Friday, September 28, 2012

The Refined Gentleman And The Cruel Beast


If members of a civilization in a far away solar system out there in a distant corner of the Milky Way have been capturing our communication signals for a time, and have been wondering what we make of the concept of good and evil, they will cease to wonder because the General Assembly of our United Nation would have given them an example of the way that we understand that concept, and how we live it on planet Earth. They may have captured two of the speeches that were given at the world forum; one presented by the president of Iran, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, and one presented by the prime minister of Israel, Benjamin Netanyahu.

They will see that Ahmadinejad began the speech by describing his country of Iran as being a founder of human civilization in that it contributed to “knowledge, culture, wisdom, morality, philosophy and mysticism.” He called his country “the land of compassion, enlightenment, scientists, scholars, masters of literature and writers.” And he mentioned some of its great contributors such as “Avicenna, Ferdowsi, Hafiz, Maulana, Attar, Khayyam and Shariar.” He went on to call Iran “a great, proud and conscious nation dedicated to the cause of freedom and compassion … one that values the blessings of peace and stability.”

He called his people “noble,” called the General Assembly of the United Nation “august” and referred to the “sisters and brothers” who came from around the world to assemble here in this week. He said he wanted to show them that his nation – as brilliant as it was in the past and as noble as it is today – has a “global vision and that it welcomes every effort intended to provide and promote peace, stability and tranquility.” And he made it clear that these goals can only be achieved “through harmony, cooperation and joint management of the world.”

This being his eighth annual appearance at that podium, he tackled the same issues he did before but tackled them from a different perspective this time. He began by saying that regardless of their differences, people of all colors, languages and traditions have wanted “a more beautiful life blessed with lasting peace, security and happiness.” Despite the effort of many to achieve these goals, the history of mankind has been “marked with unfulfilled dreams and failures.”

Then, instead of listing the reasons that led to human misery rather than the fulfillment of those aspirations – which would have been a depressing thing for the readers to go through – Ahmadinejad did something so creative, you can say he pulled a vision of hope from the jaws of despair. What he did is begin by saying: “Imagine for a moment,” and then listed the darkest moments in history by inviting the readers to imagine how history might have unfolded had it not been for those dark moments.

In this regard, he mentioned big moments such as the Dark Ages of the medieval period, the wars of the Crusaders, the periods of slavery and colonialism, the two great wars ... those in Korea, Vietnam, Africa, Latin America and the Balkans, as well as the occupation of Palestine. All of which, he went on to say, contributed to the displacement of millions of people and to genocide around the globe. There was also the invasion of Iran by Saddam, the events of September 11, and the military actions in Afghanistan and Iraq.

And he invited the listeners of his speech to imagine a world without “selfishness, distrust, malice or dictators violating the rights of others.” A world that was free of terrorism where the pen was used to promote the well-being and amity among nations. It would be a world in which the sectarian and racial conflicts of one were not used to advance the political agendas of another. A world in which the right to free speech allowed the honest criticism of Zionism to shed light on the reality of that regime, instead of the current deceitful gestures that allow offending the beliefs of some by pretending to back the free expression of others.

From there, he went on to discuss the unfair distribution of power on the global stage such as the Security Council that is dominated by a small number of governments. As well, there are the international economic institutions which are not allowed to perform fairly or justly. And he ended this part of the presentation by offering the following thought: “Imagine how beautiful and pleasant our lives would have been [without those irritants] and what a lovely way the history of mankind would have unfolded.”

Well, this was the imagination but there is a reality that is different from it. To discuss that reality, he divided it into four situations: Economic, Cultural, Political and Security, and then there is the Environmental. However, his discussion in these areas being no different from what passes for middle of the spectrum assessment of the world order, I shall not take it up here.

Having drawn up that list, Ahmadinejad now asks the question: “Who is responsible for all that suffering and for these failures?” He answers the question by saying there are people who blame the victims then justify the situation by describing it as being based on the theory of “Survival of the fittest” which they continue to propagate. But he goes on to say that this is not what the majority of the people want, be they Muslim, Christian, Jewish, Hindu or Buddhist. Instead “the current abysmal situation … is due to the bad management of the world by the centers of power that sold themselves to the devil.”

He then describes these centers of power in a way which conveys the notion that the people who donate millions of dollars to election campaigns do so not because they have the interest of the people in their hearts but because they invest in the quest to monopolize power, thus expand their domination of the world. He asks what would be the way to rectify the current situation; and he answers that the world needs a new order as well as a fresh way of thinking.

What he offers in this regard are platitudes that speak of the belief in God, the adherence to truth and justice, the quest for human dignity, happiness, perfection, peace, security and the welfare of all. Not to forget kindness, justice and equality before the law ... You name it; it's all there. But then he asks if this can be achieved. And he answers, yes it can be achieved by acquiescing to the joint management of the planet, and the creation of global structures that will make possible the implementation of the right sort of policies.

If by now, the beings out there in the Milky Way would have asked themselves who would be in charge of overseeing these changes, Ahmadinejad had an answer for them. He said in his speech that Marxism being no longer around, that Capitalism being in a self-made quagmire, and the United Nation lacking the efficiency to bring about the sought after changes, the responsibility for doing the heavy lifting should fall on the shoulders of the Non Aligned Movement (known by the acronym NAM) and whose 120 member nations congregated in Teheran not long ago.

To end his presentation, Ahmadinejad played on the vision of the three divine religions where the Jews still await the coming of the Messiah, where the Christians await the second coming of Jesus, and where the Muslims await the coming of the Mahdi – an event that will take place in the company of Jesus. When this happens, said Ahmadinejad, humanity will have been reborn and will, from then on, enjoy the good life as life was meant to be.

Now the beings who are out there in the Milky Way turn their attention to the Netanyahu speech where they encounter this passage: “And of course, Iran's rulers repeatedly deny the Holocaust and call for Israel's destruction almost on a daily basis, as they did again this week from the United Nations.”

And the beings look at each other and yell: WHAT? Where in earthly hell did the Iranians mention the Holocaust or Israel? Is this thing they call Netanyahu a human being or is it the rug pissing dog it is reputed to be?

They label Ahmadinejad the refined gentleman who represents the good on Earth, and they label Netanyahu the cruel beast that represents evil on Earth and possibly the whole Universe.

And they turn off their equipment to go to bed.