Friday, November 30, 2012

Time For Rich Lowry To Do Something Else


Rich Lowry is working as editor of National Review, and the time has come for someone to tell him he has been an embarrassment to the profession of journalism. It is time for him to look for something else to do; for him to leave the profession he was never meant to be a part of, and go somewhere else.

His latest foray in a territory that is as alien to him as a planet that is yet to be discovered – comes in the form of an article he wrote under the title: “The Brotherhood Delusion” and the subtitle: “Morsi consolidates his dictatorship while the Obama administration tells itself bedtime stories.” It was published on November 30, 2012 in National Review Online.

Lowry starts the article by quoting a sentence that was authored by Ambrose Bierce, and he ends the article this way: “The first step is to … perhaps read more Ambrose Bierce.” In fact, it is the habit of this young man to drop the name of someone and recommend that people read him as if everything this person ever wrote was gospel truth. And if you follow the writings of Lowry himself, you realize that he does not relate to ideas because of what they mean or stand for; he relates to them according to the view he has of the author. The way this happens is that if he likes something uttered by someone, he gets to like him so much, he considers everything he wrote in the past and everything he writes now to be the ultimate in high level knowledge and great wisdom.

Rich Lowry reminds me of a number of students I had during the years that I taught in a vocational school where students were generally more difficult than those who went to a regular school. I first realized what the problem was that impeded the progress of these students when one of them asserted to me that he had all the books recommended for the course but then admitted to something that flabbergasted me. After a long discussion during which he tried to be evasive, he admitted that he did not yet open any of the books even though we were three months into the school year.

While Rich Lowry may not be as extreme as that, he displays a similar sort of tendency you see in young journalists these days. They treat the acquisition of knowledge and of skills the same way they treat a political ideology by sticking with what they like and by ignoring what they dislike. To this end, they draw up two columns, one of which would be headed by the title: “I like these” under which they list all the people they tolerate and would read. As to the other column, it would be headed by the title: “I hate these” under which they list all the people they do not tolerate, and would never read. They only read what they like, but do so without turning up a critical eye on them. And they do not bother checking if what they dislike contains something worth knowing or at least something they should not miss.

What this does is that it turns them into a generation where the best of them can only be considered half-baked intellectuals. The reason for this is made easy to understand when you look at the analogous sayings that exist in the other languages. For example, the southern Europeans use the locution “a little education” instead of the half-baked one. As to the Arabs, they prefer to use the “half-educated” locution. You sense from these examples that the foreigners see a correlation between the effort that people make to acquire knowledge, and the ability to process that knowledge creatively so as to make good use of it whether it is the kind of knowledge that suit their taste or it is the kind they find abhorring.

But how do people like Rich Lowry go on to draw up the list of authors they like, and the list of authors they dislike? They do it through a process that is very close to what happens to ducklings. When these birds hatch, they consider the first thing they see move to be their mother, and so they follow it till they die or it dies. In a similar way, the first set of ideas to which the would-be journalists are exposed when they reach the age of reason which is the age at which they begin to think independently – they stay with that set of ideas and follow it for ever or follow it till something drastic causes them to flip. They place the authors of these ideas in the “like” column, and place everyone else in the “dislike” column.

The net result is that many of those journalists grow up to be like Rich Lowry. Look what he does in his article. After quoting Ambrose Bierce, he says this about him: “He would understand events in Egypt very well.” How does Rich Lowry know that? you ask. And the answer is simple; it is that he claims he knows both Bierce and Egypt very well. Great God! I exclaim. I must brace myself for a magnificent lesson from this giant in the field of intellectual gravitas.

So then, what do you want to teach me about Egypt, ye Rich Lowry of the gravitas? And this is what he says he wants to teach me: “Unfortunately, the Brotherhood's credo is: '...Jihad is our way.'” What? What is that again? He says it is unfortunate that the Brotherhood's credo is that “jihad” is the way of the Brotherhood?

Hey, listen to me you pathetic little ignoramus. I have two brothers and two sisters, and all five of us grew up hearing our parents tell us incessantly: “Gahed alashan tengah.” You know what that means you little asshole? It means strive so that you may succeed. And do you know from where the word gahed is derived? It is the Egyptian pronunciation of the imperative that is derived from the noun guehad (or Jihad in classical Arabic).

Yes, you disgusting little cockroach calling yourself Rich Lowry, our parents were telling us we can succeed in school and in life only if we strove to learn hard and do our homework. And when the politicians in Egypt speak of jihad – whether they use the colloquial or the classical – they mean the striving to build the nation with hard work. If this is unfortunate to you who are from the gravitas of the sewer, maybe you're telling the world why it is that America is going down the sewer as well being populated by people like you.

Go find another profession and leave journalism to those who have the talent for it. You have embarrassed us enough already.