Jonathan
S. Tobin has a theory, and I am going to tell you about it in a moment. What I
want to do first, however, is tell you about the theory I formulated, being
inspired by Tobin's theory.
My
theory says there will never be a peace treaty between the Palestinians and the
Zionist losers of all eternity because a guy was spotted somewhere in
Timbukstan (wherever that is) wearing brown shoes on a Wednesday. Got that, my
friend? Now, here is Jonathan Tobin's theory: “The rockets from Gaza prove
peace is a pipe dream right now,” which is also the title of an article he
wrote to explain his theory. That article was published on November 15, 2018 in
the New York Post.
Given that for several decades, members of
the mob of Jewish pundits have come out by the hundreds and have used the buzz
of the day as raw material around which to fashion a new reason why America
must not end its financial and military support for Israel's occupation of
Palestine, any reason given by anyone — no matter how silly it may sound — must
be considered just as valid. This is why I deem my theory to be as good as that
of Jonathan Tobin.
But
why are the Jews always adamant about treating America's political and
diplomatic elites like idiots? The reason is that they are themselves idiots
talking to idiots. In fact, the Jews have been running two contradictory
discourses simultaneously, and no one from the thousands of American
politico-diplomatic gurus that think about these matters, were able to spot the
logical oddities and cry out enough is enough.
And
if you want to know, the Americans took each insult hurled at their
intelligence as if it were gospel truth emanating from heaven; and acted on it
as if it were commanded by God Himself. One way or the other, using words that
consorted with the contemporary debate, the core of the Jewish arguments ran as
follows:
One
Jewish discourse asserted that God gave “Judea and Samaria” to anyone that
calls himself a Jew. This automatically meant that peace talks or no peace talks,
Israel had decided it will never end its occupation of Palestine, which made
every peace talk dead on arrival (DOA).
The
other Jewish discourse was to the effect that it was the Palestinians, not
Israel, who were to blame for the failure to reach a peace accord with Israel.
And the idiots of America lived comfortably with this contradiction for
decades, never suspecting that billions of human beings thought of them as
dangerously idiotic suckers.
What
follows is what Jonathan Tobin — speaking
for all the members of the mob of Jewish pundits — is saying
to justify Israel's rejection of the idea of forging a peace treaty with the
Palestinians:
“Trump
shouldn't get his hopes up. The majority of Netanyahu's people have no appetite
for a withdrawal from the West Bank. It would be folly for trump to push for
adoption of his plan. If Trump creates a Palestinian state on the West Bank, it
would probably lead to Hamas operating there or even running it. Most Israelis
understand that if their army gives up security control of the West bank, the
dilemma they are facing in Gaza will be replicated. The emergence of a
legitimate Palestinian state is a recipe for more bloodshed, not peace. Trump's
intentions may be good, but any effort to push Israel to give up territory is
doomed”.
And
what follows is what Jonathan Tobin — speaking
for all the members of the mob of Jewish pundits — is saying to blame the
Palestinians for the lack of progress at forging a peace treaty between
Palestine and Israel:
“There
is no sign the Palestinians are capable of making the kind of concessions
necessary for a two-state solution. For starters, PA leader Mahmoud Abbas is
too frightened of Hamas to sign any peace deal with Israel —
that is, assuming he actually wants peace at all. Imagine a West Bank
recognized by the rest of the world as a sovereign state that Israel wouldn't
be free to attack — and you see what most Israelis think
would be the only logical outcome of a two-state solution”.
With
that in mind, it is easy to see why Tobin started his article with this
lamentation: The State Department made it clear that rockets launched at Israel
from Gaza won't stop Trump from rolling his plan for peace between Palestine
and Israel.
It
is that he senses the Americans are waking to the reality that the Jews are
taking them for suckers, and beginning to reject the theatrics, which Israel
stages every time that someone comes close to proposing a realistic plan for
realizing a peace treaty between the combatants.
After
all, Netanyahu did not take the chance of sending his forever-clumsy team of
special operations into Gaza to assassinate someone on the eve of a new peace
proposal being unveiled, unless he intended to sabotage the Trump effort before
Trump realized what hit him.