Sunday, May 13, 2018

Mother's Day Gift from a Novelist in the Future

Project yourself two hundred years into the future and imagine a novelist preparing to write a quintessential novel that will reflect life as authentically as possible of the period that spanned from the late twentieth century to the early twenty-first century.

To achieve a work of high quality, the novelist doing the research aims to create the right kind of story for which he must find the right kind of characters and put them in the right kind of situations. After a preliminary survey of the documents available to him, he settles on having two opposite characters forced to interact with each other. He reckons that the contrast between the two will highlight the complexities of the period.

The novelist imagines a middle-class skilled blue-collar worker employed in a successful company where he has accumulated twenty years of seniority, and where he contemplates being promoted to a supervisory position. His neighbor in the district where he lives is an upper middle-class hustler who runs a financial services operation that handles everything from income tax returns to real estate brokerage.

Our novelist makes the skilled worker a relaxed character secure in the knowledge that he and his accountant wife earned everything they own. He does not worry about the future, therefore has no anxiety preventing him from enjoying the quiet life he leads with his family. As to the hustler, our novelist makes him a nervous and insecure character that's never certain if tomorrow will be like today, or if it will run him into the ground or lift him up to cloud nine. He can never stay long doing one thing, but keeps jumping from one situation to another as if to simultaneously run away from something he doesn't know what, chasing after something he doesn't know what.

At this point, we take a pause to let our writer develop the plot of his story, and return to our time. We wonder if, at the macro level, we live in a situation approaching what future researchers will discover about us. Of course, we are leaving behind a prodigious pile of paper trail that will delight those researchers. In fact, one of the papers they might encounter will be that which came under the title: “It's Come Undone” and the subtitle: “President Trump cancels the Iran deal. Now comes the hard part.” It was written by Reuel Marc Gerecht, and published on May 12, 2018 in the Weekly Standard.

The passage in the Gerecht article that will hit future researchers in the face like the dagger in the back of the princes who try to bring peace to the Jews – is this: “Trump's decision is condign punishment for Obama, who cut out the Senate from rendering judgment on what was obviously a treaty.” Gerecht used the word “condign” instead of “deserved” because to say “Trump's decision is deserved punishment for Obama,” would have sounded like another Jewish animal puking the virulent venom of rage because he didn't get what he wanted when he wanted it, and had to wait three years before getting it.

That aside, to think that one president of the United States of America would commit the momentous act of pulling out of an agreement affecting the entire human race to punish a previous president, is so distressing, our novelist decides to make one of the characters a Jew, describing him as a nervous hustler; one that's insecure and never certain if tomorrow will be like today, or if it will run him into the ground or lift him to cloud nine. That Jew never stays long with one thing, but keeps jumping from one situation to another as if to simultaneously run away from something he doesn't know what, chasing after something he doesn't know what.

Satisfied that he found a model yielding the desired description for one of the characters, our novelist looks for a model that will help him fashion the other character. He finds it in this passage: “The deal was a respite from the regime's atomic ambitions at the price of transferring [Tehran's] billions of dollars to Tehran. This is the point––the surcease to our nuclear anxiety in exchange for our blind eye––that former Obama officials ignore. The deal strategically makes sense when you adopt Obama's realist approach to the Middle East”.

Again, Gerecht has employed the rarely used word “surcease” instead of “cessation” because to cease anxiety is the move you make when you're setting the stage for cooler heads to move in and design a plan of action that can deal with a complex situation. And so, our novelist decides to model his second character after cool-hand Barack Obama that doesn't worry about the future, and has not the anxiety that would prevent him from enjoying the quiet life he leads with his family.

After working out a plot-line for the development of the story, our novelist looks for a way to have a happy ending. He finds inspiration in this passage: “John Bolton will intercede to try and stop a compromise. Any deal that would allow sanctions relief to Iran would take the Trump administration right back to where the Obama administration left off. Logically, this is where the White House is headed”.

And so, our novelist decides to introduce a third character near the end of the story. This one befriends the Jewish hustler, and conspires with him to acquire the worker's house at a cheap price. To pull off the scheme, the two charlatans put out rumors to the effect that underground radon gas is seeping into the basement of homes in the area, and that properties are losing value.

As it happens, the company where the skilled worker is employed makes the instruments that detect gases, and he knows how to use them. He runs all kinds of tests in the area, and finds no gas seeping from the ground. Still, the people around him keep selling their houses at fire sale prices.

Unable to convince them they are making a mistake, having a respectable nest egg he has been saving for retirement and having a good credit, he buys a number of the neighbor's properties. As soon as the scare about radon gas is over, new buyers move into the area and snap the properties at their original values and then some.

Our skilled worker makes a huge profit selling what he had acquired, and uses the money to buyout the hustler's business. He gives it to his wife and mother of his children, as a mother's day gift.