Thursday, March 17, 2022

The golden arches never tasted this strange

 There has never been merit in the contrived superstitious beliefs generated by the self-crowning predictors of the stock market who would have you believe that the direction of the market is determined by which team wins the ball game or by the length of women’s skirts or by any such idiocy.

 

Whereas it is foolish to try predicting a market that is moved by literally millions of decisions made by tens of thousands of participants, there can be merit—however small it may be—in the analysis of a country’s economy and the prediction as to how it will likely perform in the short run. But where the analysis becomes as frivolous as that of the idiotic predictors, is when someone comes up with a saying that goes like this: “No two countries that both have a McDonald’s have ever fought a war against each other”.

 

Of course, you want to know where this idea came from. Well, it seems to be a combination of two ideas. There is one meaningless idea that says the so-called democracies do not fight each other, which is like saying two rapists do not rape each other, and neglecting to add that they only rape the vulnerable young and those who cannot defend themselves. As to the other idea, it is the one that says when nations become wealthy, they eat more meat, thus invite McDonald’s to open a franchise on their territory.

 

It takes a high level plagiarist to steal two ideas and combine them into a concoction that sounds sassy but means nothing when you come down to it. Who would that be? It is the one who went to India, was told about the Earth being flat, returned to America and made it his own whereupon he received praises and awards he does not deserve. He is the one and only Thomas Friedman. And so, it is that same Friedman who came up with an idea that Clifford D. May was delighted to show was proven false.

 

To make his point, Clifford May wrote an article under the title: “Fall of the Golden Arches theory:” and the subtitle: “Enriching tyrants doesn’t prevent wars after all.” It was published on March 15, 2022 in The Washington Times.

 

To start the discussion, Clifford May informed the readers that MacDonald’s was closing its restaurants in Russia. He went on to tell about Thomas Friedman’s theory about there being no fights between those who eat at MacDonald’s, pointing out that both Russia and Ukraine have the franchise on their territory, yet here they are, at war with each other.

 

Being the warmonger that he is, and believing that human nature is fundamentally evil, it was natural for Clifford May to urge the people of his clan to arm themselves and go on the offensive to kill others before being killed by them. Always the opportunist that never lets a tragedy come and go without exploiting it to the hilt, he did just that with respect to the Ukraine War. However, being the fanatic Jew that he is, he quickly segued to where all fanatic Jews go. If you want to know where that is, remember that in the way “all roads lead to Rome,” all discussions lead to Iran as far as Jews are concerned, at least for now.

 

Clifford May began this part of the discussion by reminding the readers that Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini said something to the effect that the Islamic Revolution was not about the price of watermelons. What is inferred from this, is that the Iranian leader was more concerned about spreading the message of the Revolution than what it may or may not achieve economically for the country and its people.

 

Clifford May added that having missed this message, former President Barack Obama, and then current President Joe Biden, proceeded to deal with the Iranians as if they could be turned away from the revolutionary zeal that’s causing them to fight against America and its allies. What Clifford May means to convey, is that the theory which predicted that enriching the autocrats will mellow them and make them easy to deal with, has failed.

 

Regardless of the merit in that observation, what is truly amazing is that Clifford May who spent years writing columns and going on television to urge America tightening the economic screws on Iran to force it to come crawling on its hands and knees begging for mercy — should now say something to this effect: You know what, dear readers, screw everything I have been telling you about maxing even more Trump’s maximum sanctions on Iran. What I find more convenient to say at this time is that the Iranians are nothing like the Material Girl. They will not be bought with money or made to panic by the lack of it. Financial considerations are immaterial to them.

 

Having said this much about Iran, Clifford May went on to generalize his new and improved theory by attributing that same characterization to China, Russia and Venezuela. But then on second thoughts, he went back to his old stance, and urged America and the West to get tough economically on all those countries so as to force them to change their behavior.

 

But being a fanatic Jew and a warmonger, Clifford May could not pass up the opportunity to advise the following:

 

“The US and its allies need to upgrade their military capabilities. ‘Peace through strength’ requires convincing adversaries they’d be fools to provoke us. But achieving deterrence — as opposed to talking about it — is neither easy nor cheap”.

 

It is time to tell these dudes something in the name of the human race. It is this: Instead of advising others what to do, Clifford May and those like him should advise themselves to take a sabbatical that will last till the promised arrival of their messiah. That should give the rest of us a breather from their constant nagging — a welcome respite that hopefully will last to eternity.