Sunday, April 3, 2016

Prepare for the Kristol-Makovsky Approach

William Kristol and Michael Makovsky want you to believe they know history and what to do with it. They also want you to believe that President Barack Obama wouldn't know history or what to do with it even if he bothered to learn something about it.

If you ask why this would be the case, you'll find the answer in the latest article they wrote jointly. It came under the title: “The Costanza Approach,” and was published on April 2, 2016 in the online edition of the Weekly Standard. In their view, they know two things that Obama does not. First, they know what would have happened, had Barack Obama not “precipitously” withdrawn from Iraq. Second they know what would have happened had Clement Attlee not been Prime Minister of Britain for a number of years.

The two authors want you to believe that Britain and not America would still be the superpower of the day. But if not, America would still be in the driver's seat in the Middle East today.

Here is what they say about Britain: “When Churchill returned to power, he restored some measure of Britain's world position, through reversing Attlee's anti-Israel policy, restoring closer ties with the United States, and making Britain a nuclear power. But the damage of the Attlee years was essentially done. But at least, the United States was there to take the baton from Britain”.

And here is what they say about Iraq: “President Obama has sought from the beginning to reverse many aspects of American foreign policy. He believes it vital that we seek to reassure enemies while focusing on diplomacy without resort to threats such as sanctions and military action. The key is to reassure enemies: In the Middle East it meant a precipitous withdrawal from Iraq”.

Having reassured the readers they know history and what would have happened “if only...” they now make their slam dunk philosophical point. Are you ready for it? Here it is: “In an episode of Seinfeld, George Costanza concludes that every instinct he's had, every decision he's made, has been wrong and that he should do the opposite of what he had been doing. He implements this new philosophy and promptly manages to entice an attractive woman to go out with him. He then gets a job with the New York Yankees.” Their view is that President Obama should do the opposite of what his instinct and intellect tell him to do.

What precisely would that be? Well, they don't exactly say what that would be, but they refer the readers to the episode of the Seinfeld show. So we ask: “how did George Costanza manage to entice a woman to go out with him?” And they answer: “By introducing himself as unemployed and living with his parents.” And we ask: “How did he manage to get a job with the New York Yankees?” And they answer: “By telling off its imperious and temperamental owner”.

Lovely, we say, and we start fantasizing how this can be implemented in the real world of today. So we ask: Who might be the nations that would represent the attractive woman? Could they be the Cayman Islands? Dubai? Singapore? Should President Obama try to entice them joining the perfect union that is the United States of America? And who would be the temperamental emperors running their jurisdictions with an iron fist? Could they be Russia? China? Iran? North Korea? Should President Obama tell them off and then ask them for a job when he leaves the White House? Say, Secretary General of the United Nations?

Enough of that because we need to get serious now. What do Kristol and Makovsky think Obama is doing? Here is their answer in their own words: “Obama's doctrine consists of simplistic ideas that emerge from a shallow and ideological disdain for the American past. Consider this passage from Obama: 'We have history in Iran, we have history in Indonesia and Central America. So we have to be mindful of our history when we start talking about intervening, and understand the source of other people's suspicions.' Obama has always betrayed a slim and selective knowledge of American history”.

Well, well, well; do you realize what the two Jewish characters just said? They said to understand history does not mean knowing what happened in the past, or drawing conclusions from that. It means to speculate on “what would have happened if only...” Also to draw inspiration from TV shows based on “nothing situations”.

We got to hand it to them. Together, they make a dandy pair these two; don't they?