Tuesday, December 1, 2020

This is like crossing a Lapdog and a Parrot

 Do you know why it is an insult in most cultures to call someone a lapdog? Because a lapdog has not the self-respect that would prevent it from being blindly responsive to its master's every whim whether it is moral or immoral.

 

Do you know why it is an insult in most cultures to call someone a parrot? Because a parrot has not the brains to know what is funny and harmless to repeat among the right company, from what can be embarrassing and harmful if repeated among the wrong company.

 

So, let me ask you this, my friend. What do you get when you cross a lapdog and a parrot? The answer is you get an editor that's tailor-made for the Washington Examiner. You'll know why this is spot on when you read two pieces that appeared in that rag of the internet on November 30, 2020.

 

One piece came under the title: “Israel must speak to Biden with a clear voice on future Iran negotiations.” It is an article that was written by Jacob Nagel. The other piece came under the title: “Biden's security picks a worrisome sign for Iran policy.” It was written by the editors of that sorry rag.

 

Here are the two passages that show what a cross between a lapdog and a parrot would produce:

 

The first passage is from the Jacob Nagel article. It goes like this: “The goal must be to establish new, clear terms to address the absurdity of Iran's 'civilian nuclear program' in underground facilities”.

 

The second passage is from the Washington Examiner’s editorial. It goes like this: “Cloaked under the absurd pretense of civilian satellite research, the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps has spent the past five years steadily improving its means to deliver a nuclear warhead”.

 

This says that when the editors of the Washington Examiner received the article from Jacob Nagel who operates out of the very Jewish so-called Foundation for Defense of Democracies, they were so impressed with the words: “absurdity of Iran's 'civilian nuclear program' in underground facilities,” they decided to write their own piece and publish it alongside that of Nagel.

 

They wrote an editorial in which they parroted the words that impressed them, except that their words came out sounding a little differently. They came out like this: “Cloaked under the absurd pretense of civilian satellite research,” which is absurd alright, but the absurdity is on them editors, not on the Iranians.

 

You see my friend, when you have an entity in the neighborhood that brags incessantly about having bombed Iraq's civilian nuclear power station, and when the entity instructs its own prostitutes in America to incessantly affirm that the project which Israel bombed in Syria was an open-sky nuclear facility, it makes sense for the Iranians to build everything nuclear underground. The fact, that Nagel called it absurd, is ignorant propaganda and nothing more.

 

But when the editors of the Washington Examiner transposed that concept to satellite research they claim was done underground, they displayed a level of ignorance that has earned them the label “birdbrain;” one that's no bigger than a parrot's brain. But what is it that the editors were trying to say anyway?

 

They were trying to say that the Iranians are building missiles big enough to carry the weight of a nuclear weapon, with a last stage that’s fast enough (8 km/s) to go into orbit, thus reach anywhere on the planet. Furthermore, the missile has a shielded cone that can reenter the atmosphere without burning up.

 

Thus, whereas a satellite can be built in a university lab by students, a rocket of that description cannot be tested in any kind of underground or closed facility. It must be tested above ground in open air and open sky. And that makes it visible to spy satellites. Next time, the Examiner’s editors will have to be careful before parroting what others are saying because it may not apply to what they have in mind.

 

And there is more because whereas the Jews have learned the lesson that Iran's resilience has allowed it to become stronger and not weaker as a result of the sanctions, the editors of the Washington Examiner have not learned that lesson. At a time when the Jews have modified their discourse to plead their case anew, the editors are repeating the arguments that proved useless in the past. Here is an example of that:

 

“The Iranian regime is in desperate need of US sanctions relief. Its economy is at rock bottom, suffering soaring inflation and unemployment. While parts of this calamity are a consequence of the government's mismanagement of the pandemic, Trump's sanctions bear significant responsibility. Were Ayatollah Ali Khamenei forced to endure one more year of this pressure, his regime would be forced into choosing between risking a regime collapse and accepting US demands for an improved nuclear accord”.

 

Never mind the economic argument which, coming from these guys, can be as informed as a witch doctor diagnosing a heart condition. Let's stick with their assessment of the pandemic situation in Iran. They say it is calamitous even if the numbers tell another story.

 

In fact, Iran's population of 84.5 million has registered 962,000 cases so far. By contrast, Israel's population of 9.2 million has registered 337,000 cases. Anyone that can work a calculator will tell you that Israel is 3.2 times worse off than Iran. Are the editors of the Washington Examiner saying that Israel is 3.2 times less competent and more calamitous than Iran? That’ll be the day!

 

If the editors are so wrong about the effect of the pandemic on Iran, you can be certain they will prove wrong with their new prediction about Iran collapsing after one more year of sanctions.