Tuesday, May 21, 2013

A Case Of Sour Grapes And Spilled Milk


There is the saying about the truth coming out the mouth of a baby. And when it comes to the brain of a baby in the body of an adult, Ralph Peters is the perfect poster child. Catch him say something original or something mature, and you'll have caught an intellectual unicorn. The truth that came out of his mouth this time is so manifestly a case of sour grapes and so manifestly the amplified echo of what is murmured in private, you may (this one time) call him: the little brain that could.

He did it in an article he wrote under the title: “The Arab Collapse” and the subtitle: “Middle East a vulture's feast.” It was published in the New York Post on May 19, 2013. The murmur he amplified and brought to the attention of the public is one that has two parts. He expressed them both neatly by describing the current situation in the Middle East like this: “we don't understand it. But we can stay out of it” to which most Arabs would say: hallelujah, may this unicorn have it his way. But that's not the impression he wants you to form, so he tries to shed a different light on the situation.

He begins the discussion with a false premise to the effect that “The Arab Spring has unleashed the Arab Collapse.” This leads him to echo the sour grapes refrain which he begins like this: “Everybody still standing in the region is picking the flesh of the helpless.” He does not tell right away what the word “flesh” stands for metaphorically, but does so later on: “the Scramble for the Sand is on, with Iran, Turkey, treacherous Arab oil sheikdoms, all determined to dictate the future.” So then, where is the sour grapes part? Here it is: “Iraq was carved out for British interests, while Syria was France's consolation prize.” Too bad, he speaks of Iran and Turkey in the present tense but can speak of Britain and France only in the past tense.

Is this enough shedding of the tears over spilled milk to make the situation a case of sour grapes? Yes it is, especially if you consider the following: “When the US is in the Middle East, the Arabs want us out. When we're out, they want us in.” So now that the Americans are out, the presumption must be that the Arabs want them in. What should be the answer to that, Ralph Peters?

It is this: “our purported Arab and Turkish allies consistently agree that Uncle Sam should pay the party bill, while they take home all the presents.” It is clear he sees the “presents” going from the British and French to the Arabs and Turks with America footing the bill and getting nothing. Yes, indeed, the milk was spilled and the grapes are sour for America, and all is happening at a time when everyone but America is having a party.

No wonder Ralph Peters fails to understand the situation. But does he really? Well, he seems to believe he understands it well enough to describe it in great detail. Look what he says: “We're witnessing the crack-up of a civilization. Turkey cries crocodile tears while dreaming of rebuilding the Ottoman Empire. Our Saudi 'friends' wring their hands but won't intervene. Now the Saudis want Washington to spend blood and treasure to open the mosques of Damascus to their Wahhabi cult. This is an Arab struggle with Turkish and Iranian vultures overhead.”

Not only does he give the impression he understands the current situation, he seems to also argue that he understands the history that brought about the current situation: “Nine decades ago, the diplomats at Versailles ignored the region's fault lines as they carved up the Middle East, forcing enemies together and driving kin apart. Only brute force kept up the fiction that these were countries. Now the grim charade has reached its end.”

So then, it looks like he understands the situation, yet he ends the article by reiterating: “we need to back if for no other reason than a strategist's golden rule: If you don't understand what a fight's about, stay out.”

What's going on? Oh yes, there is the answer; it is in the paragraph before the last. Look at this passage: “A new American president handed Iraq to Iran. If W. Bush helped trigger the Arab Spring, Barack Obama made this Arab Winter inevitable.”

What he is saying is this: Let's wait till we elect a clone of the W, at which time we'll pretend to understand the situation and go back to make sure no mushroom clouds will come our way.