Thursday, December 7, 2017

Watch the Weekly Standard Weinstein the Bibi

There was a time not long ago when a freakish phenomenon took hold among youngsters in America. It was reported in the news that several teenagers died playing a game that no one knew how or where it originated.

The game consisted of the kid consuming drugs and hanging himself while masturbating, which apparently heightened the orgasmic ecstasy. The lucky ones were able to loosen the rope around the neck before suffocating. The unlucky ones did not make it in time and died. Given the sexcapade stories that came out of Hollywood lately, we can only surmise that the phenomenon must have originated there.

Nor is it a stretch to see the similarities between the culture that prompted Hollywood's Harvey Weinstein to ask women to watch him masturbate––thus witness the ferocity of his manhood––and the culture that prompted the Netanyahu crowd in Israel to call on the Weekly Standard asking them to tell the story of Jewish intellectual masturbation. Apparently, in Israel too, someone wants the world to witness the ferocity of Israel's faint attempts and miserable failures at stopping Hezbollah from arming itself to defend Lebanon against Israeli aggression.

You get the details of this story by reading the article that came under the title: “With Syria Strikes, Israel Attempts to Send a Message to Trump and Putin” and the subtitle: “Netanyahu has actual red lines and is working to enforce them.” It was written by Matthew R.J. Brodsky and published on December 5, 2017 in The Weekly Standard.

With the admission at the start of the article that the purpose of writing the piece is to fulfill Israel's wish that “a wider audience is listening,” Matthew Brodsky reveals that Israel “carried out dozens of airstrikes on weapons convoys destined for Hezbollah over the past five years.” Despite all this, he admits that “Hezbollah continues to receive weapons shipments with increased frequency and improved lethality.” This can only be construed as the diplomatic version of committing suicide by public hanging. And the solemn declaration that follows may be thought of as heightened orgasmic ecstasy brought on by the belief in the reality of one's own fantasy. Look how Brodsky handled his case:

“While the message to Assad and Iran was unmistakable, Israel hopes Russian President Vladimir Putin will take note that its red lines on Iran are firm and will be enforced. For President Trump, the message is a reminder that substituting the Islamic Republic of Iran for the Islamic State is unacceptable to [Bibi Netanyahu]”.

What seems to bother the Israelis and their American supporters is that: “whether intended or not, every time Trump and Putin meet, Netanyahu ends up holding the short end of the stick … The problem is that the current arrangement increases the likelihood of permanently entrenching Iranian forces near Israel's border. That process is already underway”.

Add this to the fact that “Israel already must contend with an Iran entrenched politically and militarily in Lebanon in the form of Hezbollah,” as well as Major General Mohammad Ali Jafari, commander of the Islamic Revolution Guard Corps saying: “any new war will lead to the eradication of the Zionist regime,” and you'll agree with Matthew Brodsky that “it's no wonder Israel is alarmed.” And there is an even bigger worry. It is that “Iran plans to build naval and air bases in Syria in addition to weapons factories”.

In view of all this, what can the diplomatic and military Weinsteins of the Middle East do aside from calling on the Weekly Standard to tell the world about the virility of their repeated failures at preventing their neighbors from engaging in the immoral activity of preparing to defend themselves against Jewish predation?

Well, for one thing, the Jews asked the Americans to make sure Iranian forces will soon leave Syria, but the Russians explained that the terms of the recently implemented ceasefire did not include Iran-linked militias leaving Syria given that those militias maintain a legitimate presence in Syria.

Thus, the likely result, says Brodsky, will be another Middle East war that “will compel the U.S. to get involved on the ground in short order … in circumstances where Iran's power will have been greatly enhanced”.

Meanwhile, speaking for the diplomatic Weinsteins of Israel, Brodsky promises that “similar Israeli messages will be hurled into Syria,” undoubtedly to start the war that will force America to go rescue Israel.

The subtle message here is that sooner or later the neighbors will run out of patience and respond to Israel's aggression, making sure that Netanyahu's attempt at committing national suicide will succeed this time.

And this is why Matthew Brodsky wants America to standby and be ready to loosen the rope around Israel's neck … whether or not the Bibi will have attained the level of orgasmic ecstasy.