Wednesday, June 2, 2010

The Eunuch That Chopped His Manhood

Israel has again done what it does all the time which is to hunt and to butcher innocent people, and call on its supporters, cohorts and running dogs on the Left and the Right not to let the crisis go to waste, as would say Rahm Emanuel, but use it to glorify Israel and damn her enemies. What was to follow this performance was the ritual of getting at the throat of the US Congress to compel it to order more help to be sent to Israel to serve as the icing on the cake thus cap a successful hunt and killing orgy. However, something went wrong this time because there were too many cooks in the kitchen so to speak. Actually, there were two cooks which made it one too many. There were Rahm Emanuel and Benjamin Netanyahu, a bad combination because the latter was bound to try and outdo the first which he did but ended up chopping his own manhood trying to make his erection look more impressive than it is.

To understand what exactly happened here, we need to take a look at the Jewish rendition of the Middle Eastern history from 1948 to the present. They say there were four wars and Israel won them all. Actually there were more than four engagements and Israel lost them all. It won a few battles, the most important being the one in 1967 which took Egypt six years to undo and thus free the Sinai. Other than that, there was a one-sided operation in 1948 where the Jewish terrorists, coming out of Europe's deadliest war had infiltrated the Palestinian territory, which was then occupied by Britain. The Jews were carrying in their hands the deadliest weapons existing at the time and they were carrying in their hearts a hatred of such intensity it still busts every scale by which it is measured even today, seven decades after the events. And these people started to terrorize and to butcher the simple people of Palestinian who had nothing with which to defend themselves but their bare hands and the few stones they could pick up on the ground.

The other Arabs who were themselves occupied by the British could not stand idle and watch the horror that was unfolding in Palestine, and so they responded by assuring the Palestinians it was not a shame to grab their children and flee the advancing Jewish horror. And with no better weapons than those carried by a small police force, the Arabs did the best they could to cover the backs of the fleeing Palestinian families, but they also managed to keep the well equipped Jewish force from taking Gaza or Jerusalem, two places that the invading hordes coveted very much and had their eyes on. In fact, they had been saluting each other in the Diaspora of their imagination with the saying: “Next year in Jerusalem.”

There was also the 1956 incident where Britain and France attacked Egypt in an effort to retake the Suez Canal which was nationalized by the Egyptians a few months prior. This was mostly an airborne attack that was followed by paratroopers descending on the canal to occupy a few strategic posts. It was said that a number of Israeli jeeps took advantage of the Franco-British operation to embark on a joyride in the Sinai and playact the occupation thereof. They left when the French and the British were ordered out of there by General Dwight Eisenhower who had liberated Europe from the Nazi menace during WWII and was now President of the United States of America. But as it turned out, this was more than a joyride for the Israelis because it was then that they learned a few things about modern warfare, and so they came back eleven years later.

In 1967 America was mired in a bad war called Vietnam, and so was Egypt in a war called Yemen. Seeing an opportunity to steal water from the Lebanese and the Syrians without Egypt coming to their aid, having the bulk of its fighting force in Yemen, the Israelis provoked a crisis that prompted President Johnson of the United States to send an envoy to talk peace and help resolve the multifaceted dispute. While the American envoy was on his way to the region, the Israelis who had prepared for this moment for eleven years attacked Egypt in a Pearl Harbor style blitz when no one expected an attack ... the way that the Japanese did when the Americans were expecting the peace talks to begin and not an attack on their bases. The Israelis were able to send their tanks deep into the Sinai thus start a war that took Egypt six years to finish, which it did by booting the Israelis out of the Sinai. And never again did the Israelis attack someone that could defend themselves. Instead, they went after the defenseless Lebanese a few times and went after the totally unarmed civilian population that lives in the Palestinian territories more than anyone can count.

And the Jewish organizations have been describing this history as winning four wars. Now, believing the Jewish lies, Benjamin Netanyahu refused to take what Rahm Emanuel had cooked for him and be satisfied with that. What Emanuel had cooked was this: Because Netanyahu was received like the bankrupt nobody and the castrated eunuch that he is by the White House at an earlier time, Emanuel who is the Chief of Staff at the White House had arranged for him to be received with a little more dignity by Mr. Obama, President of the United States. Not only that, but the Jewish organizations had also arranged for Netanyahu to be received by Stephen Harper of Canada so as to make the trip look like it was a bigger moment than a mere soothing session aimed at applying ointment to Netanyahu's wounded pride.

But then Murphy's Law struck. This is the law that says if something can go wrong it will go wrong. It struck by making use of the Benjamin Netanyahu character to make a mess of the Rahm Emanuel plan. The events unfolded like this: By pure chance, the people who wanted to help the Palestinians in Gaza -- now under Israeli blockade for several years -- set sail toward their destination at a time that gave the greedy Netanyahu an opportunity he could not resist. Many of the people on the boats were Turks and their effort was blessed by the leadership in Turkey. But Turkey and Israel had gone through a diplomatic row at an earlier occasion, and Netanyahu always wanted to wield his inflated manhood at his counterparts in Turkey to show them that he was the bigger and stiffer man. Thus, he ordered his military to plan for and to execute an operation that will seize the Freedom Flotilla en route to Gaza and bring it to an Israeli port so that the entire operation is completed just before he met with Stephen Harper.

This sort of trick was a habit started and followed religiously by Ariel Sharon who used to send American made Apache helicopters and F16 fighter bombers to bomb the homes, hospitals and schools of Palestinians during or before his meetings with W. Bush knowing that the American President was not going to comment on the savagery. This way, Sharon was able to demonstrate time and again to the Palestinians and to the world that he had the W. in his pocket and that he could commit any crime he desired and count on the American veto to cover him at the Security Council. In that same way and knowing that at least Stephen Harper was not going to condemn the butchery perpetrated against the Turks, Netanyahu hoped to get a similar non-reaction from President Obama when he met with him right after Harper.

But Murphy's Law was there and it spoiled everything. Having little time to prepare for the operation, the usually clumsy Israeli military proved to be even clumsier when it was rushed to do something as simple as board a ship full of peace activists. People were killed, some of them Turks, and the net result has been that the already castrated Netanyahu managed to chop his manhood to an even shorter size.

These guys never learn from their mistakes or those of their predecessors. They are hopeless.