Tuesday, February 5, 2013

Trying To Teach Daddy How To Make Babies


Once upon a time a young Albert Einstein was thought to be ill equipped intellectually to grasp math or science by his teacher, but Einstein grew up to be one of the greats in those fields. How could this have happened? Well, it looks like the teacher did not allow for the possibility that the student may be a deep thinker, and that he did not respond well enough or fast enough to superficial challenges.

The teacher looked at the performance of the student at the superficial level, and failed to see enough there to impress him. He thus concluded that there was nothing more below that surface, and he advised the student to think of going into something else before it is too late. But the student stuck to the inner voice that was telling him to remain where he is, and time has shown how wrong the teacher was.

This example is not unusual because it often happens that a teacher would fail to identify a late bloomer from among his students. It can also happen that a teacher would think highly of a student that displays great promise early on but then disappoints when he hits a ceiling above which he cannot rise. It is that a developing human mind which is not yet mature can be unpredictable as to which direction it will take. But when the mind has matured, predictions can be made about it with greater confidence.

While this sort of discussion can be had with regard to a school setting, it cannot be had in another setting without raising an eyebrow or two; without provoking a snicker or two. And this will happen to the people who will read the latest column by Bret Stephens in the Wall Street Journal. It has the title: “Hagel's Hruska Defense” and the subtitle: “Will America's next defense secretary vindicate the cause of the mediocre man?” It was published on February 5, 2013.

When you read that column you are reminded of the saying: “Don't try to teach daddy how to make babies.” It is that Bret Stephens is not a teacher trying to assess the intellectual level of a student; it is that he is a kid trying to tell someone who is above him – well above him – how to do the things he cannot himself begin to grasp. Bret Stephens, you see, grew up in the Yiddish tradition where the big mouth is valued much more than the big brain. This is why he and the neocons who are like him dish out article after article urging everyone to put more horsepower in the jaws even if the brain has not yet mustered the power of a bird brain.

In his column, Stephens points at the confirmation hearing during which Chuck Hagel was subjected to superficial challenges he was wise enough to calm down or ignore. But this is not how Stephens saw the session unfold. Instead, he says this about Hagel’s performance: “He simply folded in the face of questions about his previous positions on Israel, Iran, nuclear Global Zero, Pentagon overspending and so on.” You see this, and you ask yourself three questions: What was the importance of that line of questioning? What would have been the correct answers? And what would such answers have accomplished in practical terms?

You go through the rest of the article looking for answers, and you encounter a few hints. You find that while discussing the upcoming Obama cabinet, the author writes this: “...a cabinet without a single hawk or even a semi-hawk, whereas only a year ago there were three...” So you ask: What did this do for America? And he seems to answer your question with a question of his own: “Ask yourself how Vladimir Putin, Ali Khamenei and Bashar Assad are likely to feel about all that. Shouldn't America have at least one officer of cabinet rank who scares the daylights out of these people?”

And you let out a loud scream: Wow! If one officer could have scared the daylights out of these people, three officers must have caused Putin, Khamenei and Assad to wet their pants. And the poor things must still be trembling in their boots. But you ask: are they really trembling? Apparently not because it is not what Stephens and his neocon comrades-in-arms have been saying during the past four years.

In fact, they have been whining that President Obama and his cabinet were acting like pussycats in the face of the tigers from Russia, Iran and Syria. So then, what do these neocons want now? Do they want more of the same? Can they not envisage the Administration taking another approach?

Apparently when someone grows up in the Yiddish tradition, all that they want to hear is bark, bark, bark whether or not they anticipate that this will yield something good at the end of the day.

Meanwhile, the neocons did not hear Chuck Hagel bark during the confirmation hearing, and so they deemed him to be below par.

And they will continue to whine as their spiritual forebears have done for millennia.