Wednesday, August 14, 2013

Can a Monkey Grasp Why We Do Math?

Every time I read something written by David Pryce-Jones I ask myself a question; usually it would be something in the order of: Why does this guy not find something else to do, something that matches his lack of talent and lack of comprehension? The same thing happened again when I read another one of his pieces. This time, the question that came to mind was: Can a monkey grasp why we do math?

You'll probably get the same feeling, and will want to ask the same sort of question when you read: “President Obama's Purposeless Foreign Policy,” an article that David Jones wrote and published on August 12, 2013 in National Review Online. He begins by asking a question and he answers it, giving both less than half the space that is taken up by the first paragraph of the article. And yet, he manages to cram in that small space assertions to the effect that the world is disordered, that Obama's foreign policy is purposeless, that the United States is shirking its responsibilities, and that the whole thing is a mystery. But he makes no effort to define or explain any of those assertions.

Oh yes, the author does make the point that it is “commentators the world over [who] are trying to interpret this mystery.” Well, it is a good thing he tells you this because now you know how he was able to cram all those assertions in a small space, and why he didn't bother explaining any of them. What he did in effect was to go over and collect the writings of the professional Obama haters everywhere he found them around the globe. He collected every piece of garbage they uttered orally or in writing, and he stuffed all that in half a paragraph as if they were dogmas that need not be defined or explained. He too has adopted “Hating Obama” as his religion – one that is full of mysterious dogmas he can neither understand nor explain.

And this is what gives you the feeling that you're watching a monkey because if you know something about monkeys, you know they like to ape human beings. If, for example, a domesticated monkey sees you take a pen and write something or do math; if after that you water the plant by the window; and if after that you sweep the floor under the desk – the monkey will replicate each of your moves but not necessarily in the same order as you.

You will understand right away that the monkey is simply incapable of understanding the purpose of anything you do. When he saw you do things, he imitated you for the same reason that would prompt someone of the David Pryce-Jones caliber to imitate the “commentators the world over.” He imitated them not understanding the purpose for which President Obama adopted the foreign policy that he did. Well, to be fair, it must be said that this David was at least smart enough to admit he lacks the necessary understanding to see a purpose in what the human Barack Obama is doing.

He goes on to reiterate that he fails to grasp the coherence in America's foreign policy; and he tells you why. He says he listens to the likes of Joe Joffe whom he calls “one of the most far-sighted political interpreters in Germany” but was shown on several occasions on this website to be more of an apocalyptic clown. Still, Jones says he picked up on the Joffe interpretation that America has adopted a policy of self-containment. Jones also says he listens to the likes of Colonel Allen West who tells amazing stories about what happens in places like Afghanistan where self-containment is practiced by American soldiers.

One of the stories pertains to an American soldier who was observing a Taliban laying an explosive device. Instead of shooting him on the spot, the soldier called to report the incident, and see if other options were available. Obviously, when the enemy is seen laying an explosive device, you know this device will not kill one of your own because you will do away with it. The question is what to do with the Taliban that is laying it. Do you kill him on the spot, or do you capture and question him? If the latter, what sort of support can you count on if it will be decided that you should confront him?

According to the Jones narrative, the answer that Allen West gave was to the effect that the enemy should have been killed on the spot, and damn the intelligence information that would have been obtained if he were captured and questioned. Well, I always thought that Allen West was tossed out by the voters of Florida because he was a bumbling idiot when it came to politics. But I maintained that he must have been a good soldier; the reason why he was allowed to go around and be a bumbling idiot in other fields. But now, David Pryce-Jones tells us that Allen West has been a bumbling idiot as a soldier too. So why the hell is he out there making an ass of himself every time he opens his mouth?

Finally, our author echoes what Joe Joffe has said with regard to America's self-containment. He thus apes two other National Review Online contributors – David French and Michael Walsh – who did the same thing. And together, they all agree that: “the use of decisive force is a moral necessity” which is why Islamism must be destroyed. They explain that this can be achieved not with restraint which is not a necessary moral imperative, but with the use of decisive force which is.

This is clearly one of the two parallel arguments that these people are pursuing simultaneously. On the one hand they say that this fight is a fight to the death; either the enemy is killed or we die. On the other hand they argue that the enemy is made of at least 10 percent of the Muslim population around the World. This means it is made of 150 million people. And from that, you conclude that they wish to mobilize 300 million American men, women and children to go fight 150 million young, heavily trained and potentially suicidal Muslims.

Good luck, America! But will Colonel Allen West agree to lead you into battle?