Thursday, November 15, 2018

Congressional Sausage and the Trojan Yogurt

It is said that legislating in the American Congress is like making sausage. The process is so disgusting, you don't want to see sausage being made; but when it is all done, you delight eating it. Well, maybe that was the case some time ago, but it isn't anymore. And that's because right now, eating the sausage will disgust you even more than seeing it made.

So the question: What happened between then and now that made eating the Congressional sausage such a disgusting exercise? Well, my friend, if you insist on knowing what happened, here is the truth for you: The yogurt intruded into the process. Yes, it was the yogurt. Mind you; it's not any yogurt; it's a Trojan yogurt. It is of the kind that ancient legends are made of ... like the one that featured the use of a Trojan Horse in a ruse to score an impossible victory.

To understand how this metaphor applies to modern day politics, you need to know something about the way that yogurt is made in real life. In the homes where they make their foods from scratch, they make yogurt. What the homemaker does is obtain a yogurt culture once. These are bacteria that ferment the milk. A small sample of the culture is added to the milk, and the mix is brought to the correct temperature. It is left to ferment for a few hours, during which time it transforms into yogurt. The final product is consumed throughout the day but a small sample of it is left to use as culture to make tomorrow's batch of yogurt. And that small sample is the Trojan Yogurt that turns today’s lowly gallon of milk into tomorrow’s triumphant batch of fresh yogurt.

A similar process is used to transfer the culture of corruption from one Congress to the next. In fact, whereas a new Congress was elected recently, the Judeo-American crime syndicate has activated a sample of the culture of corruption taken from the outgoing Congress, and used it to ferment the incoming Congress. The name of the human bacterium in that sample, is Doug Lamborn. He is a US representative from Colorado who got reelected to serve in the new Congress. The way that the syndicate activated him and put him in charge of fermenting the next batch of lowly members, was to put his name to an article expressing the talking points of the syndicate.

The article came under the title: “Curbing Iran's ambitions in the Middle East,” said to have been authored by Doug Lamborn and published on November 12, 2018 in The Washington Times. Here, in condensed form, is what the article says:

“Tehran is increasing its power by creating a corridor running to the Mediterranean. Syria is a piece of this corridor. The international community must combat Iran's movements to enlarge its footprints in the region. The border between the West and Islam is closing in on the Golan. Israel faces the reality of Syrian forces on its northern border. Tensions will drive the international community to push for Israel's withdrawal from the Golan. The international community, including the United States, views the Golan as occupied territory. Escalation might encourage the international community to insist that Iran's withdrawal from border areas be balanced with Israeli withdrawal from the Golan. American recognition of Israel's sovereignty over the Golan will reduce the chances of a military confrontation, which Israel might initiate. A conflict between Israel and Iran could drag the United States into war. Congress should work with the president to recognize Israeli sovereignty in the Golan. It is time for the United States to recognize Israeli sovereignty over the Golan”.

This guy was elected by his constituents because he promised to serve them. But here he is, serving a foreign criminal entity more than two months before the newly elected Congress will sit to discuss the needs of the individual states and those of the federated collective.

Even if Doug Lamborn were as pure as an angel, this kind of behavior would have roused the suspicion of the media, especially at a time when America itself has become a victim of interference by foreign powers. But you know what? This man, Doug Lamborn is not above suspicion. He was questioned previously for possible involvement in a stock exchange fraud ... and was cleared for lack of sufficient evidence.

Because it is not normal for someone to be so enamored of a foreign entity that he would sacrifice the lives of the current generation and the wealth of future generations to benefit the entity, the media should start probing the affairs of this man, and probe everyone in the Congress that displays the same kind of behavior. The life and well-being of America today and tomorrow depend on it.

Go after this potential traitor, guys! He has the air of a deadly bacterium in disguise.