Saturday, February 20, 2021

He's back carrying a Bagful of crappy Ideas

 Elliott Abrams –– whose star rose during the W. Bush years doing nothing more than bake shit pies for anyone that was hungry to see Israel call the land of neighbors “disputed land,” and emulate the Nazi practice of annexing it –– is back after a stint in the Donald Trump bakery where he experimented with, and perfected a number of new recipes to satisfy the variety of shitmongers in the Washington Beltway.

 

Having made a mess of America's foreign policy in Latin America, trying to turn the legitimate president of Venezuela into a “disputed president,” Abrams has rejoined the mob of Jewish pundits at a time when the preoccupation in Washington under a Joe Biden administration, is nothing less than the desire to fix the mess left behind by Abrams and his cohorts at the State Department. 

 

To mark the return to his old incarnation, Elliott Abrams wrote: “The Deterrent Message Iran Needs to Hear,” an article that also came under the subtitle: “The Biden administration can't let the latest Iran-backed attack on American forces in Iraq go unanswered,” published on February 16, 2021 in National Review Online.

 

Here is one of the cockamamie new recipes Elliott Abrams came up with: Let those in the Middle East and everywhere in the world, know that anyone wishing to see a war erupt between America and Iran –– can provoke such a war by “putting American lives at risk.” A single act of this sort will cause America to attack Iran because the baker of stinky pies wants it decreed that from now on, Iran will be presumed to have planned the anti-American act whenever it comes, in whatever form it comes and whomever claims to have planned it and committed the act.

 

As to you, my friend, if you ever wondered why it is that every recipe Elliott Abrams has come up with, caused your nostrils to revolt, here is his explanation for the way that things usually turn out when his pies are fed to those who know and those who don’t:

 

“Which Iran-backed militia carried out the attack is irrelevant because Iran controls them all. Proof can be found in the way such attacks appear to have been called off by Iran in October. Back then, Iran seemed to fear that if an American were killed and President Trump reacted against Iran, Trump might gain popularity and win reelection. Attacks by Shia groups in the pre-election period did not fall off because they ran out of ammunition or decided to take vacations; there is no other explanation except decisions made in Tehran”.

 

You could not get a clearer picture as to how a diseased mind staggers from one blunder to another, than what Elliott Abrams has just given. Here you see how a sicko considers that something is proof enough to attack a country like Iran. He reaches such conclusion knowing that the act he proposes is certain to result in a disruption of the region that's several times more damaging than what the Syrian civil war has produced, not just in the Middle East but Europe as well.

 

What you see in Abrams's picture, is him deciding to attribute to Iran what did not happen so that he may use the non-event as proof that Tehran controls every individual in Iraq. His stated intent has been to make Iran responsible for anything and everything that happens in Iraq. To get there, Abrams pretended to know with absolute certainty what stirs up the motivation of each player in the ongoing drama of his imagination. Here is a description of what he says is motivating each player:

 

(1) The fear that fills the hearts of Iran's rulers who know more than any American pollster what the voters of America feel, and how they will vote. (2) The analysis that volatile Donald Trump would have made, and the conclusion he would have reached, prompting him to attack Iran regardless of the consequences. (3) The ease with which millions of Americans can be transformed into single-issue voters by an act that Iran can commit as easily as lifting a finger.

 

But having gone through the contorted reasoning that a screwed-up mind can come up with, Elliott Abrams has tried to buttress his argument by repeating it. In so doing, he demonstrated that the pattern of militia attacks in Iraq is that they take place once every month or two. And that pattern did not change between election day in November of 2020 and the February attack in 2021. It happened that one attack took place while Donald Trump was president, and another attack while Joe Biden was president. Thus, Elliott Abrams has managed to expose and defeat his own lie while trying to embellish it.

 

So, the baker of shit pies is back, and he will again make every healthy nostril, revolt by the stinky smell of his craft. Whether he is in power such as he was during the Bush and Trump eras, or whether he is among the mob of Jewish pundits when he is out of power, he created a legacy forged in decisions that turned out to be ill-advised, and theories that turned out to be baseless.

 

Lest his effort seep through to the oval office from under the door when no one is watching, those guarding that office must diligently watch for and smell for any shit pie that’s trying to contaminate their environment.