Thursday, December 11, 2014

That's no Pretzel; it's a Persian Deli

Benny Avni has an article that's the ultimate in twisted logic. Without mentioning Israel, which is the worst thing that happened to Planet Earth, he tries to do the dirty work for it by attacking Iran, an ancient civilization that, on the whole, has been an exemplary nation for thousands of years. Avni does what he does in an article that came under the title: “Pretzel diplomacy: Our twisted approach to Iran,” published on December 10, 2014 in the New York Post.

The “our” which you see in the title, refers to “we, Americans” when in reality, Avni considers himself to be a Jew and a citizen of occupied Palestine, the place that the Jews have renamed Israel. Of course, this is not what he sees as being twisted logic; his problem being that America has slowed down the process of self-immolation that the Jews started a while ago in an effort to give semblance of life to the dead corpse they fantasize as being a legitimate Jewish state.

Here you have an Israel that is swimming in an ocean of Security Council and General Assembly resolutions whose “citizen” Benny Avni, complains about an Iran that the American administration says is in compliance with the Security Council resolutions. And here you have the member of a Jewish organization comprising a John Bolton who spoke for Israel and all the Jews when he said that the top third of the UN building in New York deserves to be blown up. And here you have a Benny Avni who has the gall to chide the administration for what he says is “undermining the authority of the UN Security Council.” If this is not a pretzelian performance, what is?

Like every typical Jewish article, that of Avni begins with a dump that looks like a dog poop left on your porch. Here it is: “The council has long declared Iran a cheat, a pariah and worthy of punishment. At the same time, though, Washington courts Tehran as if it were a prized bride.” The fact is that none of that happened. But what did happen is that in addition to the resolutions that were passed against Israel, and those that America has vetoed, the human species has considered Israel – and now all Jews – to be cheats, pariahs and worthy of the ultimate if not the final punishment. And if Israel is still here, it's because Washington treats it like a prized bride.

Avni says he is confused and scared by what – on the surface – looks like a comic mess. It is that Reuters has reported the sighting of an Iranian citizen in Iraq despite the fact that the UN banned him from traveling outside of Iran. There is also a report about Iran buying new components for its plutonium-based nuclear plant, an activity permitted under the pact which Avni derides as containing “so many loopholes, it doesn't bar Iran's shopping spree for its plutonium plant.” That's what makes Iran a pariah in his eyes?

What also galls Avni is that “the Obama administration believes Iran is a valuable partner against ISIS.” He goes on: “You see, President Obama believes his diplomats are best off negotiating with Tehran by relying less on Security Council sticks and more on American carrots.” So you ask: What's wrong with that when Israel has always been the poison that weakened America militarily and economically, and has ruined its standing in the world while claiming to be – not the parasite that it is – but the valuable partner and “strong” ally of America? You see, unlike Israel, Iran is not sucking America's finances or the blood of its young soldiers who die for the glory of Israel, Iran is actually spending its own blood and treasure to fight ISIS.

In light of all that, what do you think the Jew will do? You got it, he will call on the Fifth Column of American traitors in the soon to be Republican-controlled Senate, and have the assembly of moral prostitutes “threaten new US sanctions on Iran.”

His expectation is that Iran's decider “may put the kibosh on any agreement his negotiators sign.” Whether or not this will come to pass is beside the point. What is important is that Jewish expectations have, once again, shown to be based on the fantasy of something happening by chance, and turning out to be what they wished for.

And again, Avni ends by making the standard Jewish prediction of an apocalypse resulting if things are not done by declaring war on the people that the Jews have chosen to be their enemy of the day.