Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Singleton Playing International 'Checkaroo'

Imagine a self-styled patriarch coming up with an idea to gather around him devoted followers in a cult that says you are so special being a member of this group, you will be singled out to represent absolute goodness when goodness is talked about, and considered a common member of the human collective even when you single-handedly commit a horrible crime.

Perhaps a real Moses or perhaps an imaginary figure, the patriarch assembles a group of people that roams the Earth recruiting members of all races and all ethnicities whose common philosophy of life will rest on the belief that humanity owes them a living as well as the respect that is due to them by virtue of being always perfect and never less than that.

Over time, the habit of singling themselves in when good things happen, and singling themselves out when bad things happen, mutates into several derivatives, one of which being the motivational fuel that drives everything they do to retain the special status they have forged for themselves in the eyes of others. And for a reason that remains obscure to this day, they continue to call themselves Semitic Jews when, in fact, they are neither Semitic nor Jews but a bunch of parasitic riffraffs always on the lookout for a new host on which to feed.

When they find one, they open a toolbox that is full of techniques on how to deceive the host and make him believe he is receiving divine advice for free when in fact, he would be losing blood and treasure to the parasitic riffraff while getting nothing in return. One of the most effective techniques they use is to begin the conversation by attributing to others the evil they see in themselves, and to themselves the virtues they see in others. This has the effect of confusing the interlocutors so badly that they absorb what the riffraff are throwing at them without giving the matter any critical thought.

You see the use of this technique in a column that begins like this: “There's a sucker born every minute” which, for a moment, makes you think that the author who is Bret Stephens, is going to fess up to the fact that he has been deceiving his readers all these years, that he is gripped with remorse and that he is about to ask for forgiveness. But no, he does not do that, and you realize this much because you see that the title of the column is: “A 'Pragmatic' Mullah” and the subtitle is: “Iran's new president Hassan Rohani is no moderate.” The column was published in the Wall Street Journal on June 18, 2013.

After that introduction, Stephens dismisses all the good things that were said about the Mullah he identifies as Hasan Rohani, Iran's newly elected president. And so he asks: “Who is Mr. Rohani?” And he answers the question by referring the reader to what “my colleague Sohrab Ahmari noted in these pages Monday.” This being the subject of my previous article “Memo to WSJ: the Unicorn Is in New York,” I shall not rehash what I discussed previously but only point to the incestuous habit of someone writing something based on what a colleague wrote before.

You also see in the Stephens column the full flowering of the technique I call the “checkaroo” game. It consists of assembling all that is wrong about a situation into one basket and throwing the basket at the target of the day. For example, the Jewish organizations open a file on everyone they believe has the potential to become important someday. They gather information on him which they spin in such a way as to make him look good or look bad depending on where he stands with regards to their causes. But that's not all they do because if they really hate someone, they will bring what they can spin into dirt from all the files they have into the file of that one person. And they start to play the checkaroo game.

Look how Bret Stephens does that. Having noted what his colleague had said about the Mullah, he now attributes to him the 1994 bombing in Buenos Aires, the 1996 bombing in Saudi Arabia, the construction of nuclear facilities in Iran, the increase in the number of centrifuges and the further development of software and hardware for Iran's nuclear program. Furthermore, being the negotiator for Iran in all such matters, Rohani accomplished a great deal for his country on the diplomatic front despite what people say about the destructive attitude of the incendiary Ahmadinejad who managed to undo much of Rohani's good work.

Well, other people say that but Stephens who used to say the same thing for years now says this: “That's true only up to a point.” He makes this sentimental switcharoo because now that Ahmadinejad is gone, he wants to transfer into the Rohani file all the checkaroos that used to be in the Ahmadinejad file. And there is plenty of that.

Look at this treasure trove of checks: “Supply IEDs to Iraqi insurgents to kill American GIs? Check. Enrich uranium to near-bomb grade level? Check. Steal an election and imprison the opposition? Check. Take Royal Marines and American backpackers hostage? Check. Fight to save Bashar Assad's regime in Syria? Check that too.” That's one hell of a basket of checks to transfer from one file to another. The checkaroo game is about to heat up again.

And then comes the big surprise. The way that Stephens ends the column should baffle the readers because it sounds like he has just realized something he wants to keep hidden from them. Here is what he says: “The capacity for self-deception is a coping mechanism in both life and diplomacy, but it comes at a price. As the West cheers … it will come to discover how high a price it will pay.”

You know what this means, my friend? It means that because he is too young to remember, he either read history or someone told him about the warnings that were sounded when the Israelis started playing what they thought was the cute game of: “Guess if we have the bomb because we're not telling. We'll remain ambiguous, you'll scratch your head and we'll all laugh about it.”

Those who did not think it was a cute game developed what came to be known as the poor man's bomb, which is the arsenal of chemical and biological weapons said to be in the possession of Syria at this time. And this is what makes the situation in the Middle East neither cute nor funny because the price being paid is already high and promises to go even higher.

Yes, Israel must be singled out as the most evil thing that happened to Planet Earth, and Bret Stephens has just realized it on his own and by himself.