Friday, October 20, 2017

Making a Jewish style political Bouillabaisse

One of the things I looked forward to when I lived on campus a long time ago was the festival of foods from various countries that the university's main cafeteria used to organize. I still remember the East Indian day, the German day, the French day and the Israeli day.

What I remember the most about the Israeli day was how I was surprised to learn that falafel was not an Arab dish (actually a pita sandwich of fava beans and sometimes chickpeas) but an Israeli dish. I had been eating that thing before Israel came into existence. Also, my parents and their grandparents were eating it centuries before that, not knowing that the dish had not been invented in an Israel that did not yet exist. I asked the festival organizers if the Jews were eating falafel in Europe before going to Palestine but no one knew the answer.

To be sure, I did not develop an obsession about the foods of Israel, but I became curious about what the Jews claimed were Israeli dishes and pastries – ranging from the sausage (or salami) to the cheesecake. I discovered that according to those I spoke with, everything was invented in Israel, except the French bouillabaisse which is made with fish … and the Jews do not generally eat fish.

All that and more came to mind when I read Clifford D. May's latest column which came under the title: “Trump's third way” and the subtitle: “Repairing Obama's nuclear deal with Iran is now within the realm of the possible.” It was published on October 17, 2017 in The Washington Times.

I said 'all that and more,' because it is the “more” part that triggered the chain of memories which brought me to the French bouillabaisse you see in the title of my column. Here are May's words that brought all this to the fore: “French President Emmanuel Macron now appears willing to go to Iran's rulers and say 'We have to get along with that cowboy in the White House, so why not make a few minor adjustments?'” Can you believe this?

For my part, I can swear I heard the French President scream in my ear: “Quelle bouillabaisse!” upon hearing what happened in Washington that created this situation. The scream means “What a mess!” a French cry of despair that has a vulgar Italian equivalent going like this: “Che bordello!” and that needs no translation.

But what's so messy, anyway, about the political sausage-making in America which threatens the security of the planet? And how did things get so messy? The answer is that we are again facing the Judeo-Yiddish method of starting something which creates all kinds of problems for all kinds of people. When things get intolerably haywire, the Jews present themselves as the experts who can deal with the situation. They take control, and start the perpetual haggling treatment. An example of this is the American Congress that's paralyzing America.

Ever since the Jews secured a decisive triumph in the battle for the soul of the American Congress, they have been trying to use the resources of the country in the quest to secure a similar triumph on the global stage. They seized upon the issue of the Iran nuclear deal to try scoring the “sudden death” goal they believe will give them the victory they have been dreaming about for thousands of years.

They saw that the way to score that goal was to force Iran to make a mistake, or make a move that could be interpreted as a mistake. This would have given America a reason to bomb Iran, thus start a war of the religions – their desired goal. But since the Iranians did not make a mistake, the Jews rejoiced when President Trump started a process that can lead to that outcome.

Here is how Clifford May put it: “Why not scuttle the deal as Iran hawks have been urging? Iran's rulers would have cast themselves as victims. Other nations would have taken their side. [Thus] Mr. Trump declined to recertify the deal but didn't abrogate it – for the present”.

They hope that this will put in place an open-ended haggling process. It will give them the time and opportunities to concoct something by which to claim that Iran scuttled the deal, thus call on America to bomb Iran.

Clifford May thinks he can prepare an attractive banquet, and fool the members of the P5+1 into believing that Iran made a serious mistake; the reason why they should join America in the war against Islam.

But from all indications, France will not eat from that Jewish bouillabaisse. Germany will not eat from that Jewish salami. And no one will be eating from that Jewish falafel.