Monday, May 12, 2014

Good they won't qualify as Sorcerer Apprentices

Can you imagine what the world would be like if the editors of the Wall Street Journal qualified to become the sorcerer's apprentices? In the original story, the apprentice was so ill prepared, he messed up everything he touched and made them worse than when he started working on them. Likewise, if left in charge of the world, our editors will make the current situation look like the period when Genghis Khan was in charge of the world.

The editors tell all about it in a piece they wrote under the title: “Obama's Power Lament” and the subtitle: “The President frets about the consequences of doing nothing in Syria and Nigeria.” They published it on May 12, 2014. When you have looked at it closely, you will have only one thing to say: Thank God, these characters will not even qualify to become apprentices to a sorcerer.

If you can imagine a bunch of babies left without supervision to play in a pool of mud, you can picture the editors of the Journal as they sat around a table to discuss and then to write this editorial. Here is the solemn occasion they describe: “Mr. Obama was addressing the USC Shoah Foundation created to tell the stories of Holocaust survivors.” Here is Obama's mood as it was: “The President devoted most of his remarks to the duty to educate so such horrors never happen again.” And here is how the mud slinging babies interpret the scene, and so describe it: “President Obama … his most candid moments come when he is talking to his most ardent liberal supporters. Perhaps he seeks their approval … during a speech to his Hollywood admirers.” No matter what these characters touch, they see it as political mud, and they sling it in every direction.

The President's remark on which stands the editor's edifice of mud is this: “I have this remarkable title right now – President of the United States – and yet every day when I wake up, and I think about young girls in Nigeria or children caught up in the conflict in Syria – when there are times in which I want to reach out and save those kids – and having to think through what levers, what power do we have at any given moment, I think, 'drop by drop by drop,' that we can erode and wear down these forces that are so destructive, that we can tell a different story.” Instead of hearing these words as being a cry from the heart, they see their delivery as a perfect occasion to advance their own blood agenda.

To this end, they spin the event to fashion the following construct: “Mr. Obama referred to two events that are different from the Holocaust, which ended when U.S. troops … intervened with military force against the Nazis.” And they milk it for all they can: “Yet Mr. Obama has spent his Presidency telling that the U.S. needs to withdraw from military obligations because it often does more harm than good.” Ignoring this last part of the speech, the editors take up and discuss the subjects of Syria and Nigeria as if they were living in a parallel universe.

About Syria, they say this: “Mr. Obama has expressly rejected U.S. involvement … that abdication has had its own moral consequences, including millions of refugees and some 150,000 deaths so far.” The first thing they do here is establish a false cause-and-effect relationship. The truth is that staying out of the conflict did not create those refugees or cause those deaths. The second thing they do is ignore the real possibility that an involvement by the big powers would have created what has come to be called: “megadeaths.” That is deaths by the millions, which is a number higher than 150,000.

As to Nigeria, they praise what the President's wife has done so far, but go on to say it won't rescue the girls. This is true but what they do next is ignore all indications to the effect that Obama is preparing to use what means he has at his disposal to rescue those girls without causing their deaths in an operation that can easily be botched. Instead, the too-useless to be apprentices suggest: “Only the threat of military force will be able to do that.” They want Obama to telegraph to a bunch of sick young men, he'll be sending a team to play hide and seek with them … which is what they crave. Are the editors as sick as those young men out there?

And they close with their version of the Right Wing Internationale also known as the Neocon Marseillaise: More than anyone on the planet, the Commander in Chief of the U.S. Armed forces could do something … Moral sentiments are nice, but they are no substitute for U.S. military power.

What America needs badly are mental hospitals to care for exceptionally sick editors of all sorts.