Thursday, January 29, 2015

Netanyahu's private Toilet now Putin's Toilet

To show a guest the extent of our hospitality, we say in English: “Make yourself at home.” The Mexicans have a different way of saying it; they put it this way: “My home is your home.” And now, a heretofore secret variation on the saying is beginning to establish itself in the open. It goes like this: “My private toilet is your private toilet.” It must be understood, however, that only the Jews can say it because the private toilet they refer to is none other than their very private American Congress.

In fact, before saying it in the open as they have now done, the Jews have been saying it for several decades to the foreign leaders who would listen to them. They managed to convince a number of them in Africa, Asia, Latin America and more importantly in the newly liberated nations of Easter Europe, that they can make the Congress of America serve their needs and those of their nations if they will kiss Israeli asses, participate in the kicking of Arab asses or do both at the same time.

Thus, the Jews gained a few allies but lost them as quickly as they made them, which is the sordid pattern of Jewish gains and losses throughout time. And as usual, they failed to learn from those experiences the lesson that would have shown them what they needed to do to become an integral part of the human race, and live a normal life the way that the rest of us do. And having failed to learn the lesson, they may be about to repeat the failure while playing their hand in the open this time, and playing it over a new set of stakes.

Actually, they were forced to play the hand you can read all about in an article that was published on January 27, 2015 in the New York Times under the title: “Save the New Ukraine,” written jointly by Bernard-Henry Levy and George Soros. The story is that the Jews met their match – Vladimir Putin who turned out to be not only a master chess player of international diplomacy, but also the master rodeo cowboy who lassoed them, tied their legs together, and kept them lying on their sides as he went about shaping the world away from the image that used to please them … in the image that pleases him and his people.

Putin told the Jewish Establishment: Crimea and Eastern Ukraine are my Judea and Samaria. If I lose them, you can bet your sweet little derrieres that you'll be kicked out of Palestine before you know what hit you. Try to flush the Congressional toilet on me, and you'll find yourselves inside the septic tank, taking in the stink you thought you were sending in my direction. And this is why, my friend, you see the washroom attendant, John Boehner invite Netanyahu to speak about a bunch of suicidal kids who could not hurt a fly, while staying away from talking about Ukraine. Also, this is why the big honchos of the Jewish Establishment are discouraging Mitt Romney who called Russia the number one enemy, from running to be President this time.

This being the reality on the ground and in the corridors of power, what is there that a couple of dissidents can do to offset the loss of the American Congressional stink? Well, what happened was that a typical Jewish phenomenon began to coalesce into a new Jewish apparition. It happened that the Right Wing, Bernard Levy called on the Left Wing, George Soros to tell him that the time had come to develop a new private toilet; this time in the heart of Europe. It will be a legislative toilet that can replace the American Congress ... which is going to hell in a hand basket all by itself anyway.

And so, you see an article written by the old clown and his new bank-roller, heralding posthumously that: “A new Ukraine was born a year ago.” It has remarkable qualities, they say: “The new Ukraine seeks to become the opposite of the old Ukraine.” And that's because: “Maidan's supporters have moved to nation building.” The trouble is that these good people “are up against the hostility of Vladimir Putin who wants to destabilize Ukraine.” And you haven't heard about any of this because: “the new Ukraine is a well kept secret from the world [even] from the Ukrainian public.” But believe it, this is a story that's as good as “the Georgia of 2004.”

So now, the two writers make their demand. They want the European Union to immediately provide $15 billion. They ask for patience when it comes to expecting Ukrainian successes because: “democracies are slow to move.” Yet, they deride the slowness of the European Union because: “Mr. Putin is exploiting this.”

To end in a typically Jewish fashion, they warn: “What is at stake is the future of Ukraine and the European Union itself.” And they promise: “If Europe is generous, Ukraine will provide an example that Russia's financial troubles lies with Mr. Putin.” So there you are.