Wednesday, August 25, 2021

Deadly Advice from the Snake Pit of Losers

Because you are a rational human being, you learn from your mistakes and try to avoid them the next time you’re faced with the same set of circumstances.

 

To put it differently, if all you have is a rickety car, and you’re driving on a road that’s full of potholes and broken glass, and if the car breaks down, you call for a tow truck to come and pull it out of there. You have the car repaired, and you resume the journey to your destination using a different road. What you avoid doing is get back on the road that did not serve you well the last time.

 

This sounds so simple and logical, you’d think the story ends here, right? Wrong. The story may sound simple to you but not to the simpletons. It may sound logical to you but not to those driven by illogic. Not only do these people advise that you should take the car to where you started the journey on the old road, and try again, they want you to believe that what happened to your car on that road, is the reason why you should repeat the journey that almost doomed you and your car.

 

That’s crazy, you must be thinking by now. And you’re asking: What kind of a stupid story is this? Well, let me tell you this: it may be a stupid story, but it is not all that unrealistic. Do you want to read someone tell you in his own words, this is what America must do? If that’s a yes, read the article that came under the title: “What Biden must do in Afghanistan,” written by Lee Scott Lingamfelter, and published on August 24, 2021 in The Washington Times. You’ll see the great similarities that exist between the fictional story narrated above, and the reality of what Lingamfelter is advising.

 

To get away with what he’s about to say, Lingamfelter used a well-known old trick. That is, before he began making his point, he stunned his audience as if injecting it with a sedative. He then proceeded to say that he knows something neither President Biden nor the audience knows. It is that he can read the minds of the Taliban and the al-Qaeda operatives.

 

Lee Scott Limgamfelter knew what this will do to the audience. He knew that no one will dare challenge him, and no one will second guess him because, true or false, no one can make the same kind of claim, therefore no one will be audacious enough to make it. He thus paved the way for himself to shoot the crap all he wants without someone pushing back, and so he did. He told the world and President Biden what he wants to see done in Afghanistan. The following is a summary of his wish list:

 

“Mr. Biden’s plan to end this long war was devoid of comprehensive thinking. He has consistently held to his view that his approach to the Afghanistan withdrawal is right. It is wrong and it requires an immediate change of course. Here is what he should do: Declare that the withdrawal is now conditions-based and that all timelines are no longer in force. Order Bagram Air Base be retaken along with other strategic and tactical facilities. Authorize the military to deploy whatever force is needed to stabilize the situation, including airpower. Direct the Pentagon to begin rescue operations for any US citizen stranded in Afghanistan. Demand that the Taliban dismantle its checkpoints in Kabul within 24 hours, before the US compels them to do so with military action. Finally, Mr. Biden should call for an immediate NATO summit to reestablish an allied stabilization force in Afghanistan”.

 

Well, my friend, you don’t need to be a genius to see that what this does, is resume the war that has lasted twenty years already, and has yielded nothing but a four-wheeler that lost its wheels racing against itself on a road plagued with as many potholes as there are holes in a Lingamfelter essay.

 

Still, it cannot be said that the writer was not aware of what he was asking President Joe Biden to do. He knew it, and the proof is that he did what charlatans normally do to confuse the audience as to who is engaged in wishful thinking. In fact, the signs are all here that Lee Lingamfelter has looked in the mirror, has identified all that makes him a “forever warmonger,” and has attributed what he saw that’s wrong with himself, to Joe Biden. Here, in condensed form, is how that went:

 

“Unfortunately, Mr. Biden’s predisposition is to pretend. He will continue to cite a litany of events, to suggest that the situation is well in hand. He has been consistently wrong on foreign policy issues for his entire adult life. His doleful record remains splendidly intact. His advisors must press for a change in thinking. Congress must act to demand a stabilization plan of action. That includes positioning an allied coalition anti-terror force in Afghanistan for the foreseeable future. A complete withdrawal in the face of a Taliban takeover was never a wise strategy. Especially now with Mr. Biden’s irresponsible and unjustified hardheadedness”.

 

Looking at this kind of performance makes you wish there were a genie who could blink and make all the mirrors of the world disappear for a year. This would spare us, for that length of time, the performance of all those who look in the mirror and attribute to others the dreadful things they see in themselves.