Imagine a highly intelligent being from outer space getting
interested in the cultures that have developed in our galaxy, the Milky Way. He
assembles a team and goes on a tour of the galaxy at which time his attention
is drawn by something peculiar emanating from a planet calling itself Earth.
What the team has assembled so far is a history thousands of
years long about a planet that has known a great deal of conflict and hot wars
among people that didn't know each other and didn't know what they wanted from
one another. As leader, he instructed his team to find a typical example of
what's going on, and zero in on it so that they can study it closely and
formulate a deep understanding of what makes the earthlings tick.
Of all that's happening on Earth, the team managed to
identify a typical story having the potential to yield a great deal of
information about a peculiar side of human culture called the incessant Jewish
defamation of others (IJDOO). They tell the leader about it, and he instructs
them to arrange a setting that will allow them to deal interactively with the
case, thus extract information that could not be obtained otherwise.
To that end, the team convinced an editor of the publication
known as Washington Times (WT) to beam aboard the alien spacecraft and bring
with him a copy of a piece written by his editorial board and published on May
30, 2018 under the title: “The shriveling ally.” The team also contacted James
F. Jeffrey who used to be America's ambassador to Turkey. He had written: “Why
Talks with the Turks Matter More Than Ever,” an article that also came under
the subtitle: “U.S. and Turkish officials have four main security and legal
disputes to work out, and the geopolitical stakes are immense.” It was
published on June 4, 2018 on the Washington Institute website.
Upon their arrival, the alien leader and his team escort the
two earthlings into the conference room where they ask them questions about
their published works. But first, the leader makes the following observation:
LEADER: We are not interested in your squabbles or the
merits of your cases. What interests us is the difference in tone that each of
you has used to describe a group of people you call the Turks. It seems to us
that James Jeffrey who knew the Turks –– having served as ambassador in their
country –– talks about them using a respectful language in line with the way
that human beings normally talk about each other. By contrast, the editors of
the Washington Times –– who never had contact with the Turks –– talk about them
as if they were an inferior species unworthy of respect. Therefore, we, who
come from a different world, wish to learn about the earthbound phenomenon you
call defamation.
JEFFREY: When we are unhappy with someone and wish to let
them know how we feel about what they do, we insult them. That is, we tell them
they behave like a coward which is a weakness of character; or that they are a
moron which means of low intelligence. At times, we also describe them in a
manner that resembles a character we attribute to one of the animals ... such
as devious like a fox or savage like a hyena. As to defamation, this is a
peculiarity of a group of people among us calling themselves Jews. They are of
such character no one on the planet that dealt with them tolerated them. Even
when they are not insulted, they feel they are, and so they return the
sentiment by insulting everyone whatever they did or refrained from doing. It
is this constant returning of the sentiment – which the Jews do in a cowardly
and savage manner behind the back of people – that has earned them the name
defamers; which is what they do even as they falsely claim they are being
defamed.
WT EDITOR: Well, what else do you call a country that's
presided over by a man like Erdogan, but another depressing redoubt of Middle
East despotism?
LEADER: Why did you feel it was necessary to insult Turkey
by accusing it of resembling someone you say is despotic without taking the
trouble of explaining what you believe is despotic about Turkey's behavior or
that of someone else?
WT EDITOR: There you are. You just met me and you already
hate me. You prove yourself to be just another Nazi from a different galaxy; a
redoubt of the worst that Planet Earth ever produced. Wait till I tell the
Congress of the United States about you … and ask for compensation.