Sunday, March 3, 2019

All Hat and no Cattle. All Tea and no Kettle

Israel being a parody of life, it is not surprising that you can find a saying applying to it that may sound like an existing saying and that would convey a similar meaning ... or perhaps not.

'All hat and no cattle' is a saying that applies to people who pretend to be on top of a situation but are not. Some people believe that this saying applies to Jews more than anyone, if not exclusively to them. But if you look around, you'll discover that in this era where success depends on making others believe that the size of the hat you wear, mirrors the size of the cattle you maintain back home — it is not surprising to discover that the saying applies to all kinds of people, and not exclusively to Jews.

There is, however, one saying that applies exclusively to Jews. It is one that would have to go like this: 'All tea and no kettle.' It would be an offshoot of the saying that goes: 'This is a case of the tea calling the kettle black.' It applies to people that cause something bad to happen to someone, and then chide that someone for what happened to them. You can see how this applies squarely to the Jews; being the group that continually robs the Palestinians of their heritage, then chide the Palestinians for losing their heritage.

The saying applies to the Jews in Israel, of course; also to their supporters outside of Israel. A case that demonstrates how these people operate, is furnished by Bret Stephens who wrote a column under the title: “Time for Netanyahu to Go,” and the subtitle: “Israel's prime minister increasingly resembles America's 37th president.” The column was published on March 2, 2019 in the New York Times.

Here is the passage in which Stephens accuses Netanyahu of being more interested in his own political interests than he is about the morality of what he does to promote those interests: “Netanyahu is a man for whom no moral consideration comes before political interest and whose chief political interest is himself. He is a cynic wrapped in an ideology inside a scheme … Nor is the blight simply moral”.

Unable to suppress the reality that he is, himself, as immoral as Netanyahu, and as unaware of his shortcomings as him, Bret Stephens goes on to say this: “Jews the world over face a swelling and increasingly deadly tide of anti-Semitism, while Zionism has become a dirty word … To have the prime minister lend credence to the [saying] that Zionism is racism by bringing racists into his coalition emboldens the assault on Israel. It weakens a central element in the defense of Israel and the Jews: moral self-confidence. Netanyahu's behavior jeopardizes that confidence”.

In other words, Bret Stephens is making the point that the image of Israel abroad, not morality, is what counts the most as far as he is concerned. That is, if it wasn't for the fact that humanity considers Zionism to be as repugnant as racism, he would not be objecting to Netanyahu bringing Zionist-style racists into his governing coalition. But the world is watching, laments Bret Stephens, and this reality requires at least the pretense of morality on the part of the prime minister of Israel.

Well then, we can only view that stance as being a case of the tea that is Bret Stephens — having spent his career up to now in the promotion of Zion's racist causes — accusing Benjamin Netanyahu of not considering the apparent immorality of his politics. That is, while Stephens is a bag of tea, he just discovered that Netanyahu is as much a bag of tea as he is. Well, it seems that searching among the Jews at this time, you’ll encounter only tea bags and no kettle to speak of. Will Bret Stephens go back to the embrace of Zion's racism when this episode will be over?

When all will be said and done — and in the interest of fairness — we must ask another question. It is this: 'What does Bret Stephens really want?' Well, going through his column, we encounter hints as to what he hopes will happen in Israel. Here are the relevant passages:

“In matters of policy and execution, Netanyahu has been effective. On his watch, Israel's enemies have been humiliated. Thanks to Donald Trump, he brought the American Embassy to Jerusalem and pursued openings with the Arab world without making irreversible concessions to the Palestinians. From an Israeli standpoint they are considerable successes. But Netanyahu's legacy has been tarred by his appeals to bigotry. Lest it be forgotten, both Gants and Lapid [a rising opposition] are veterans of Netanyahu's governments”.

So here it is in black and white. While the idea of humiliating one's enemies may not necessarily point to racism, it is surely a consideration that looms large in the imagination of the hardcore racists. As well, robbing the Palestinians of their patrimony in Jerusalem and giving it to the Jews can only be the exercise of a racist stance.

Another thing that may not be fundamentally racist but very much the stance of a rascal, is that Bret Stephens praised Netanyahu for making concessions to win the goodwill of the Arabs, while harboring the intent to reverse those concessions after obtaining what he came for. Well then, my friend, has a Jew ever been anything but that? Will a Jew ever be anything but that?

Stephens says he would have concurred with all that, except that Netanyahu blew it while practicing open rather than subtle appeals to bigotry.

But all is not lost, says Stephens, because the newly formed opposition to Netanyahu has a good chance of turning out to be a clone of him. It will be a clone in terms of governance, says Stephens, without carrying the burden of Netanyahu’s disregard for the public relations value that is inherent to what he says and does.