Saturday, September 7, 2019

Political Charles Manson lecturing on Morality

Imagine Satan finding Charles Manson to be too evil a character to keep in Hell much longer. He gives him back his earthly appearance and returns him to Earth.

Satan tells everyone who wants to know and everyone who doesn't, that he took this step to give himself a breather, unable to stand the guy anymore, and for the sake of the other sinners who find Manson too devilish to spend an eternity rotting with him in Hell. Whether anyone believed Satan is another thing.

In any case, back on Earth, Charles Manson pulls a trick he knows will work on the gullible Americans like a charm. What he does is pretend to be a saint on a mission to teach humanity how to live the moral life. And so, he gets himself a talent agent who books him on a lecture tour that takes Manson across the country where he preaches gibberish pretending that it is high morality.

He gives his lecture the title, “China is showing its true nature in Hong Kong” and the subtitle, “The US must not watch from the sidelines.” He signs it by his pen name: Marco Rubio, and cons the editors of The Washington Post into believing that the piece deserves being printed so that the whole world will have access to it and become better people. The editors of the Post fall for the pitch and print the thing on September 3, 2019.

Now that Marco Manson Rubio knows the world has access to the venomous fruits of his morality, he finds the time to go schmooze with his old comrades at the bottom of the demonic snake pit that calls itself The Hypnotic Jewish Lobby of the Benjamins. But the gathering quickly turns into a working session, and Rubio the Mansonite is asked to participate in the debate.

The comrades gather around the table where they go over what the Manson of the political world has been doing so as to determine how well he has performed lately. They were told that their aim should be to identify weaknesses in Marco's performance, if any, and determine what advice he may need to improve his future performances. Among those at the table is an apprentice that says he did his homework, and is ready to move into the application phase of his demonic work.

A few seconds into the session, and one of the comrades cries out: What a genius this Marco Manson! Everybody lifts their head to hear the rest of the exaltation. And the crier goes on to explain: Look how Charles the Rubio of the Mansons started the lecture he is giving to the bipartisan zombies of the political graveyard in America. He said this: “By choosing violence and intimidation to silence Hong Kong, the Chinese Communist Party is once again showing its true nature.” Check him out!

A second comrade signals that he is checking. Moments later, he mumbles this: I see it now. The Marco de Manson, who never fails to stand in the empty chamber of the US Senate to praise Israel's frequent military rampages against the disarmed people of Palestine, has done it in spades this time. Whereas the Jews of Israel get praised by the Manson for killing scores of Palestinians that do nothing worse than flash the V sign using the index and middle fingers, Rubio the hypo-hypocrite is chiding the Chinese for the violence they did not commit, but violence they endured when committed by the Hong Kong agitators.

Yet another comrade finds something worth mentioning in the Marco Manson lecture. He reads the passage aloud for the benefit of his colleagues. It goes like this: “The extradition bill is one of China's many broken promises to the Hong Kong people and the world. The Chinese Communist Party is preventing the city's government from acting with the autonomy that Beijing had promised to the people of the city in a legally binding treaty with Britain.” The comrade goes on to comment that when Rubio (who robs America of its wealth to gift Israel every time it breaks a legally binding agreement) complains about the Chinese breaking a promise, it is like Epstein complaining that the girl he is waiting for stood him up.

And this is the point at which the apprentice stands up and praises Marco the demonic Manson. He removes the disguises that made him look like a young apprentice, to reveal that he is actually the one and only Satan, ruler of the Kingdom of Hell. He explains that he decided to retire but wanted to choose his successor before going away. He had several eligible candidates for the position in the hellhole where they'll remain to eternity, but when he was about to choose one of them, he heard of the work that Marco Rubio was doing for the Jewish lobby in a place called America.

And so, Satan decided to stage this get together to see if the Marco of the Manson-ilk would pass the test. He says that Marco Rubio proved to be made entirely of biological cells that spell the word: hypocrisy. There is no one in Hell or on Earth that comes close to being a double-faced sponsor of mass-murder in Palestine, like a hypnotized Marco Rubio on the take from those who distribute the Benjamins.

For these reasons, Satan has decided to hand his hellish throne to Marco Rubio, the political Charles Manson and member of the useless Senate in America.