Saturday, December 21, 2013

Funny Uncle Netanyahu Wants You

There comes a time when you cannot describe some things in polite terms, and must therefore describe them in terms that befit them however impolite such terms may sound. It also happens that in every language that I know of, the most forceful way to describe something that is forcefully offensive is to use sexual analogies such as, for example, “being screwed” which stands as the mildest of those analogies but means the violent act of being violated anally.

And so, the situation which calls for sexual analogies of the most descriptive kind to accurately reflect what it represents is the stand that is taken by 26 male and female bimbos who happen to be senators of the American legislative assembly. They stand not like the poster of Uncle Sam who stands during war times pointing a finger at the viewer and saying: “I want you”, but stand in front of every microphone and television camera that would accommodate them, and say in different words that funny uncle Netanyahu is hot again, and looking for a few hundred thousand American boys and girls in uniform whose rear end he is dying to penetrate and thus achieve the glory of Israel.

What happened in the real world for all this to come about was that the Executive Branch of the American government exercised its prerogative of negotiating an interim deal with the country of Iran with the view of negotiating a final deal within six months. Seeing that this will end the animosity that has been ongoing between those two countries for several decades already, the Netanyahu gang, which is known to have started every major war on this planet during the past several thousand years, infiltrated the American legislature and nurtured enough male and female bimbos in it to frustrate the American agenda of the Executive Branch and implement the Israeli/Jewish agenda instead.

And this is what brought out of the woodwork the shameless senators who got their own rear ends fixed by the Netanyahu agents, and professed to have liked it so much, they wish to send hundreds of thousands of American boys and girls to acquire the same experience, and perhaps die in the process or maybe come home missing an arm, a leg, a face, their genitals or their minds.

What follows is a list of the infamous male and female bimbos of the senate who sponsored that legislation. They are: Bob Menendez, Mark Kirk, Chuck Schumer, Lindsey Graham, Ben Cardin, John McCain, Bob Casey, Marco Rubio, Chris Coons, John Cornyn, Richard Blumenthal, Kelly Ayotte, Mark Begich, Bob Corker, Mark Pryor, Susan Collons, Mary Landrieu, Jerry Moran, Kirsten, Gillibtand, Pat Roberts, Mark Warner, Mike Johanns, Kay Hagan, Ted Cruz, Joe Donnelly, and Roy Blunt. Remember these names for, they are the face of infamy; they are an insult to the human species.

No matter what these characters or their mouthpieces say trying to justify their actions, there can be no justification for what they are doing because nothing will change the fact that their activity represents nothing less that being just a step past the pornographic scene of an Eric Cantor who took a group of American legislators to Israel, and had their rear ends fixed by the big honcho himself in his office, then took them to a lake where they stripped naked and cooled their asses.

These people are lucky they don't live in one of those countries where they don't treat their traitors with that much mercy, and would have called on their own grizzly mamma to do away with them with one pull on the automatic without having to reload 26 times.