Friday, December 13, 2013

Snatching Ukraine from the Jaws of Putin

Do you know where the words “disaster” and “catastrophe” came from? They both contain the word “astra” which is Latin for star. And so, when someone cries out disaster or catastrophe, they use a single word to recreate the English expression “the sky is falling.” Now, let's play a little game:

The sky is falling, the sky is falling!
Where? Where?
Here, it's falling here.
But there is nothing here.
Yes there is; rain is dropping.
The sky does not fall because rain is dropping.
In this case, I conned you, I conned you.

That's exactly the sort of game that John Bolton and people like him are playing. The exception is that they will not admit they conned you. They believe in what they do because they have an agenda that depends on the American people believing the sky is falling on the country. The trouble, they say, is that the political leadership in America is not mobilizing the resources that the country still has to do what it was doing before (when it was wealthier) and got kicked in the butt doing it.

This time, Bolton is repeating his refrain in an article that came under the title: “Ukraine's drama, Obama's weakness” and the subtitle: “It's the job of U.S. leaders to see beyond today's domestic issues to protect larger national interests well into the future.” It was published in the Los Angeles Times on December 12, 2013.

To make the readers believe they see something that is different from what they are looking at, Bolton gives them a literary goggle to wear. He wants the readers to look at a natural phenomenon such as rain, and believe they witness the mythological story of the world coming to an end because they see not rain drops but stars falling to Earth – they see a disaster.

And the way he does that is by dreaming up a false comparison between President Obama and his predecessors. It is this: “Unlike them, his first thought every morning seems to be not the international threats facing the United States and its allies; rather his aim is to transform America. Only when international affairs cannot be avoided does Obama emerge from his domestic policy bubble.”

This is one magical goggle that allows him and his readers to see what goes on inside the head of Obama, first thing in the morning, and what used to go on inside the heads of his predecessors. Not only that, but the goggle has the ability to make you believe that the first priority of an American President is not domestic issues but the conflict of foreigners in far away places such as Ukraine whose disputes strike the American public as being “hardly connected to their daily lives.”

But that's not all because the story gets worse, believe it or not. It is that the “Republicans also ignore Obama's indifference … Perhaps they are uncomfortable with the issues … Nor do the media help, giving limited coverage to a stunning shift in Asia's balance of power.” How outrageous! All of these man-made catastrophes happening in one place at one time!

Breathless, isn't it? Everybody is screwed up in America except John Bolton and his lucky readers “perhaps because of the [country's] focus on economic recovery since 2008.” But what's the solution, John? You asked what's the solution? I'll give you a solution. Here it is: “If America lacks such leaders, we face no higher priority than finding new ones, and quickly.” Get it? Let's throw the existing rascals out, and get new ones in. But what will the new ones do, John? You asked what they will do? I'll tell you what they'll do. Here is my long answer:

Remember me telling you about the shift in Asia's balance of power? It is happening because China has built a powerful economy. Remember how we bankrupted the Soviet Union? We did it because we had a powerful economy. Do you know what happened to the Soviet Union after bankruptcy? It became today's Russia – Putin's Russia. And do you know what Putin is doing now? He is swallowing Ukraine. So you want to know what we can do? We can get into an arms race with China and lose like the Soviet Union did. We then snatch victory from the Jaws of defeat like Putin did. And we snatch Ukraine from his jaws.

Get it? We repeat history, we get to wear the shoes of Vladimir Putin and we become winners like him. Devilish, isn't it? Call me what you wish but I am John Bolton, grandest strategist of all time, and I move in mysterious ways like even the gods cannot imagine.

When Ukraine will be in our fold, the stars will fly back to where they came from, and the sky will cease falling. There will be no disaster and no catastrophe. You can thank the one and only John Bolton for that.