Monday, September 5, 2016

A Secret that's talked about not so secretly

What happens when a twelve-year-old boy suffers the condition that most twelve-year-old boys suffer at that age? He believes he knows everything there is to know, and that no one else knows as much as he does.

If by chance he catches a teacher eat a bar of chocolate and drink soda, he gets the idea he made the greatest discovery since the rise of ancient Greece. It is that teachers also like to eat junk food.

Because this is such a great secret, he tells no one about it, but cannot get it out of his mind to be relieved of the nagging thought he is surrounded by inferiors who do not know what he knows. So he decides to share the secret with his twelve-year-old buddy who tells him that he too knows something most people do not know. He says he discovered there was someone called Socrates in ancient Greece. Now relieved of the burden each carried for being alone and lonely in the ivory tower of knowledge, the two go about growing up like a reformed Tweedledee and a Tweedledum.

This is a case we have come to know – in real life – under the two names “editors of the Wall Street Journal” and “David Albright.” Much has been written on this website that defines the editors of the Journal. As to David Albright, he is the guy that defined himself by blaming the blunder he made of asserting that Saddam Hussein had WMDs, on Saddam himself. It is that Saddam Hussein had told the truth about not having WMDs when he was supposed to have lied because Albright expected him to. This is so baffling a logic, even a great philosopher like Socrates would have to down a bottle of whiskey before he could make sense of it … if he'd ever wanted to bother with that.

I bet that the editors of the Wall Street Journal downed more than a bottle before they could come up with the editorial they wrote under the title: “Loopholes for the Mullahs” and the subtitle: “Secret side deals allow Iran to skirt limits in the nuclear deal.” It was published on September 2, 2016 in the Journal.

The editors begin their piece like this: “Socrates is rumored to have said that the only true wisdom is knowing you know nothing, and maybe we should adopt a version of the Greek philosopher's motto when it comes to the nuclear deal with Iran.” That would certainly be a way to relieve themselves of the burden they knew a secret that was never a secret. It is just that they – not being experts in nuclear issues – did not know details of the nuclear deal until it was revealed to them by the not so bright David Albright who was schooled in nuclear matters but not so much in logical thinking.

But why is it that when a Tweedledee gets together with a Tweedledum, they produce something that is so laughable it can never be taken seriously? This happens when the editors learn from someone like Albright they don't know everything, thus blame their ignorance on a White House that didn't instruct them enough – they who thought they knew so much, they didn't need a lesson from the White House. Go figure.

But what is it that's bothering them now? They tell you what it is: “We are learning that what the administration says Iran can do, and what Iran is allowed to do, are not the same.” They give the example of the agreement specifying that “Iran is to limit its stockpile of reactor-grade uranium to no more than 300 kilograms.” So now comes this guy Albright and says there are exceptions in the deal that must have escaped the editors.

Well, anyone that has worked in industry would know what that is. Logistics can at times compel you to have an extra kilogram here or there (not always in its final form) which you'll have to deal with eventually. But that's not how the Tweedles see things. Instead, they say this: “Had those exemptions not been created out of thin air, some of Iran's nuclear facilities would not have been in compliance with the deal.” What tells you that Albright has not fully instructed the dumb part of the Tweedles is that they say the exemptions were created – not out of necessity – but “out of thin air.” It is also obvious that none of the editors ever worked in industry.

They go on to give a few more examples of “discrepancy” that amount to no more than a hill of beans. This done, they try to strengthen their argument by doing what they always do. They say if you're not outraged yet, you will be when you learn that the administration did something similar on previous occasions. And they add: We're not going to fully discuss that now because we expect you to take it on faith that we're telling the truth.

Here is how they put it: “The non-denial would be more credible if the administration hadn't agreed to Iran inspecting its own facilities. It would also be more credible if Iran weren't testing ballistic missiles. Iran also chose to deploy its newly acquired S-300 air defense system”.

Being Jews through and through, they now shoot themselves in the foot. They do it saying this: “The [Albright] report notes that Congress was informed of the exemptions but there was never public disclosure.” They have just accused the Congress of being a part of the White House cabal of secrecy.

Convinced that they are the “public” they want to be as informed as the Congress even if they believe they know everything and don't need a lesson from the White House. Go figure.