Tuesday, December 27, 2016

The comical Side of a nauseating Situation

Imagine you're walking in the street and see people hastily move away in every direction from something. You look closely at the thing and find it to be a man. He is throwing his arms up and down, and gesticulating them back and forth as he shouts: they are ganging up on me; they are ganging up on me.

Confused by the discrepancy between what you see and what you hear him say, you approach the man to find out what's going on. That's when you discover what the people were moving away from. It is that the man smells like a toilet that hasn't been flushed in a week.

You hold your nose and ask him questions to find out how it is that the people are ganging up on him when in fact; they are running away from him. He says they are conspiring to delegitimize his existence and this, according to his philosophy, amounts to ganging up on him. Unable to take anymore of that, you join the crowd and participate in the act of delegitimizing the stinker by running away from him … and taking a deep breath of fresh air.

That's the story which came to mind upon reading the article that came under the title: “Israel reduces relations with 12 Security Council countries,” written by Rebbecca Kheel and published on December 26, 2016 in The Hill.

So here you have an entity with which nobody wants to associate under normal circumstances. Still, a few nations held their noses and began to deal with it – though at arm's length – because the circumstances at this time are not normal or because they were pressured by the United States of America to do so.

Then something happened, and they all – including the United States of America – ran away from the stinking entity calling itself Israel. But what did the entity do in response? It did this: “Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, who was infuriated by the vote, handed down the order, according to the reports.” The vote mentioned here is the one taken at the Security Council of the United Nations. It condemned Israel for the settlements policy it is pursuing in occupied Palestine in defiance of international law.

What did Netanyahu's order entail? It was about him meeting only with the Jewish ambassador of the United States whereas the ambassadors of the other countries were summoned to meet only with foreign ministry officials. This was meant to be their punishment. Well, it may have been punishment in Netanyahu's eyes, but the foreign ambassadors must have thanked the heavens for being spared the ordeal of living through a stinking experience in the name of protocol.

And that's not all because Netanyahu also ordered the curtailment of relations between Israel and those countries. Now, my friend, you know – as did the whole world – how angry Netanyahu was with the way that the Security Council vote went.

In fact, this happens to be the message that the Jewish propaganda machine has been trying to convey. It began with CNN telling the Jewish rank-and-file and the rest of the world about Benjamin Gulliver Netanyahu being so angry, he decided to punish the Lilliputian Security Councilors by not honoring their ambassadors with his presence. Whether or not the rank-and-file or the world was impressed with this performance is another matter.

But that's what brought to my mind an old Egyptian saying I haven't heard in sixty years. It is a give and take that unfolds between a small boy who thinks he grew old enough to be independent, and his father. It goes like this:

SON: Father, I am not going to sleep in the same room as you anymore.

FATHER: Thank you my son. You just relieved me from the affliction of your nightly farts.

And that's what the world is saying to little Netanyahu … the one who thinks he is a Gulliver, and wants the world to believe it.

In English, we have a shorter expression to deal with a guy like that. We simply say to him: Good riddance Bibi.