Tuesday, November 10, 2015

Fable of the Pretzel and the Pita Bread

This is in response to two articles; one written by Anne Bayefsky, the other by Bret Stephens. Lest you get confused, dear reader, let me tell you right away that neither of these two is a pretzel or a pita. In fact, both are writers of the kind you may call Jewish fanatic. And rest assured that you'll soon know what the pretzel and the pita in the title stand for.

Bayefsky's article came under the title: “How Much Will Obama Extract from Israel in His Last Year?” It was published on November 9, 2015 in National Review Online. As to the Stephens article, it came under the title: “Palestinian State of Denial” and the subtitle: “You do not make peace with enemies. You make peace with former enemies.” It was published on November 10, 2015 in the Wall Street Journal.

Both articles discuss the relationship between the United States of America and Israel. And both writers are upset if not bitter, because they feel that America isn't doing enough to support Israel; an entity they regard as being an authentic nation. They voice their unhappiness with America despite the fact that they acknowledge – in one subtle form or another – that Israel could not have survived for as long as it did were it not for America's support, and that it cannot continue to survive without more support. Why is that? Because Israel has bad neighbors, say Bayefsky and Stephens.

Exposed to the reality that Israel could not survive without external support makes you wonder how the two authors – and in fact other people like them too – consider Israel to be an authentic nation. More importantly, you want to know why Israel cannot forge a normal relationship with its neighbors. You look for answers, and find them in the Bayefsky article.

You find that she is upset because the Palestinian president has dared to tell the UN human Rights Council that his people are suffering – living as they do under Israeli occupation. She quotes him at length when he cited a long list of hardships that the Israelis are imposing on his people. And she hints that the only way to remedy this situation would be to grant the Palestinians the “right to return.” Sounds reasonable to any ear, does it not?

But that's exactly what she is fearful of, she says, because it will result in an Israel where the Jews will be demographically outnumbered by other races and other religions. Well, do you know what this means, my friend? It means that the Jews of Israel and those of the Diaspora are building an ethnically cleansed nation – cleansed of its indigenous people, that is. And they want you to believe this is not racism.

Bayefsky goes on to explain in her distinctive way that the Palestinian quest for justice and equity is a bad thing. On the other hand, the Jewish effort to create a purified ethno-religious entity for Jews, is a good thing, she goes on to say. And this kind of twisted logic is what I call Pretzel Logic.

As to Bret Stephens, he expresses the same sort of twisted logic, but in a different context. He says that to “give peace a chance” or to do “nation building at home” are not only bad notions; they are worse than saying “make peace with your enemies.” In his view, peace comes about when one side defeats the other, or when the two sides simultaneously experience a pleasant epiphany.

To illustrate the last situation, he gives a false example. He says that by some miracle, the parties to the 1973 War realized it was better to negotiate than to fight. No, Bret no. Negotiations happened after Egypt had smashed through Israel's defenses known as the Bar Lev line. In fact, for several years, and while conducting a fierce behind-enemy-line war of attrition, President Sadat had been warning that Egypt will cross the Canal if Israel did not withdraw peacefully. To prove how serious he was, and to show off the military hardware he possessed, he had the Egyptian army practice the crossing of the Nile River in front of the Hilton Hotel where American tourists and Jewish spies used to say. They still did not believe he'll do it.

The fact is that Israel got out of the Sinai, Gaza, Eastern Golan and Southern Lebanon only because it was kicked out of there, and not because it experienced some kind of miraculous epiphany. And when you look at what the Arabs have said and done throughout the time that Israel has been in their midst, you'll find them to have been downright ordinary people. Some historians even believe they have been bland, predictable and flat like Pita Bread.