Wednesday, March 1, 2017

A Dershowitz Plan to secure the Plantation

Apes do it in a jungle of natural trees, boors do it in a jungle of urban concrete, but Alan Dershowitz does it in the virtual plantation of his imagination. What they all do is run around beating their breast to let everyone know they own the territory on which they stand, and will rule over it with an iron fist.

Dershowitz came of delusional age the day he discovered he could “diss” a former President of the Republic, preventing him from attending a convention to which he was invited. This act was real, but the consequence was the scrambling of signals inside the Dershowitz cranium, setting-in a regime of delusion where the virtual came to replace the real. The result of this transformation has been that Dershowitz could no longer see America as a republic of free men and women. Instead, he saw it as a plantation that's there for him and his fellow Jews to rule over like absolute monarchs.

And so, every time that our virtual monarch gets to believe he has a point to make, he grabs onto a real event and weaves around it a virtual reality that is meant to reflect the metallic nature of his fist. In fact, he does that in an article which came under the title: “Keith Ellison Defeated by His Own Actions, Not Any Smear,” published on February 27, 2017 on the website of Algemeiner.

The empirical reality is that no one complained about or even uttered the notion that Keith Ellison was defeated because of smear. Yes, there is smear in every campaign, and it affects all the candidates, but unlike the presidential campaign in which both sides complained of smear, that of the Democratic National Committee did not suffer the same fate. So what's a Dershowitz to do? Simple. Being the infallible monarch he believes he is, he decreed that there was a complaint, and went on to weave a fake narrative around it.

His ultimate aim is to establish that in the Jewish plantation that is the United States of America, Israel shall remain above the law. The way to establish this rule – while taking into account the existing culture and the system that surrounds it – is to shield Israel from the attacks that may be leveled against it. Given that political attacks are usually generated by the Left and directed at the Right … or generated by the Right and directed at the Left, the thing to do is to declare Israel a bipartisan issue. This way, each side can clobber the other all they want, but neither will touch Israel. And when the two sides will have succumbed to exhaustion, the Jewish monarch will walk in and tower over them like a giant.

Now that Dershowitz has falsely accused some of Ellison's supporters of complaining that their man lost the election because he was smeared, Dershowitz has determined they probably find themselves on the defensive, and will not dare level the same accusation against him. Feeling immunized against any possible attack, he is filled with the confidence to unleash a smear diatribe of his own against Ellison and those he calls Jew-haters. The diatribe turned out to be as weak as only a scrambled brain can dish out.

Dershowitz uses the smear conception in another way as well. He turns it into a bridge that allows him to move into the bipartisan issue. The following is how he engineers such a trick: “The smear charge reflects a kind of double standard within the Democratic party … Both Democrats and Republicans must have zero tolerance for antisemitism.” Bingo! That's how you do it. You join the two sides (Republicans and Democrats) with a cause to which neither will object (opposing antisemitism). And that's because if anyone will dare to object, Dershowitz and those like him will catapult their entrails out of their bellies, hollering the antisemitism refrain. Because nothing like this is expected to happen, Israel's causes remain a bipartisan issue, protecting it from criticism and keeping it above the law.

Satisfied that he has accomplished everything he set out to do, Alan Dershowitz now speaks like the absolute monarch he believes he is. To discharge his duty, he takes time to tell both the Democrats and the Republicans what they must do to improve their performance. Unsurprisingly, he also pledges to “work to maintain bipartisan support for Israel”.

Associated with that sentiment is his belief that no matter what happens, there should be no room for Keith Ellison in the Democratic Party ... he wants him out. This is how delusional monarchs – who believe they adhere to liberal democratic principles – end up showing the world what an emperor looks like when he has no clothes.