Thursday, June 4, 2015

U.S. national Suicide: Graham for President

The editors of the Wall Street Journal seem to have learned that caution has its uses when practicing the art of punditry. And so, they are being less brash than before endorsing someone like Lindsey Graham. In fact, lest he commit the faux pas in the future that will embarrass them, they put in a good word without going overboard praising him to cloud nine the way they might have done it in the past.

They wrote a piece under the title: “Graham for the Defense” and the subtitle: “The foreign-policy hawk was right about Obama when others were mute.” It was published on June 4, 2015 in the Journal. Despite that title, the piece is about George Pataki as much as it is about Lindsey Graham, both of whom announced their entry into the Republican race for the Presidency just this week.

While praising him for the correct positions he adopted, and chiding him for the positions they regard as incorrect, they left it to someone else to praise him to cloud nine. In fact, it took someone by the name of Ira Straus to recommend that Lindsey Graham be elected president of the United States. It is that Graham had distinguished himself as a consistent performer in the guild of Jewish ass-kissers, and Strauss happens to be a Jew with an ass yearning to be kissed.

Straus gave his report as to whom he would entrust his back and that of Israel. He wrote the report in the form of an article that came under the title: “Why America Needs Lindsey Graham,” published on June 2, 2015 in National Review Online, two days before the Wall Street Journal piece. He tells at the start of the article why he made that pick: “Obama has dug America deep into a hole.” But no, don't get any ideas, my friend; Straus is here talking about a different hole.

And there is more to his list of reasons. First of all, Graham has gravitas, says Straus. This means Graham has dignity … which happens to be the view that Jews have of those who kiss their butts. Straus goes on to explain: “He would fight to win.” So you wish to know how he knows that. And he tells you: “Lindsey Graham has spoken out … He has spoken out forcefully … he has described … he has identified,” says Straus.

And this is where my memory catapulted some sixty years into the past. I was in my early teens when I watched a French movie titled: “Le Costaud des Batignoles,” which would roughly translate into: “Tough Guy of the Turf.” It is the story of an ordinary guy who could not defend himself under ordinary circumstances, let alone protect the turf. But when he kissed his gorgeous looking girlfriend, he instantly gained the strength of a hulk, and beat the crap out of his tormentors.

Lindsey Graham may not have a gorgeous looking girlfriend to kiss, but Ira Straus implies that he has the rear end of many Jews he can kiss – not the least of which being that of the Bibi. This is what gives Lindsey his dignity, as well as the wisdom to speak, to describe accurately and to identify America's enemies, says Straus. His subtle point being that if Graham is President and America is attacked, he will kiss the Jewish ass and go on to lick the attackers like a praying mantis licks its bugs.

Analogies aside, how in real terms will Graham defeat the guerillas of the Islamic state? Straus has an answer for that. He says he will triple the American boots on the ground from the current 3,000 to 10,000. This should lick the bugs, he assures the readers, because it is a serious number that falls between the current meager level, and “the limitless caricature of hundreds of thousands or more put forward as a straw man to burn.”

And this is where two old debates come to mind because they can help clarify something. From one debate, we draw the lesson that America and its allies defeated regular armies in Europe and Asia during WW II, after which America maintained troops in those countries to keep the peace. From the other debate, we draw the lesson that America, and to some degree its allies, were defeated by the Vietcong guerillas of the Vietnamese people.

The difference between those two situations is that in WW II, the enemy governments started the wars. When their armies were defeated, the civilian populations welcomed the end of the war, and greeted the triumphant allied troops with flowers, hugs and kisses. By contrast, the Vietnamese people saw their country invaded by an alien force, so they mobilized to defeat it themselves … which they did, armed only with the proverbial “bows and arrows,” and going against half a million American troops armed with jets, gunships and chemical defoliants.

Thus, it stands to reason that if America goes against the guerillas of the Islamic State in force, the young Muslims of the world will not do what the Jewish pundits had predicted the Iraqi people will do when America invades Iraq – mainly that the troops will be greeted with flowers, hugs and kisses.

No, the Americans were not greeted in this fashion. Instead, when ordinary Iraqis felt that the Americans were not going to get out anytime soon, they cut up their bodies like they carve mutton, and hung the body parts to dry in the hot sun. This is how the guerillas of the Islamic State will react till every American is killed or kicked out of their turf even if it takes a hundred years to accomplish the mission.

Let Straus and Graham be warned that not even 10 million American and allied troops – in addition to the 10 thousand they suggested – will suffice to maintain the peace in the Middle East if America tried to force its way into the Arab or Muslim “Ummah”.

That will be the hole in the ground that America will dig for itself; the hole in which the Jewish ass and the Christian kissing lips will be buried side by side, for ever and ever.