Wednesday, September 30, 2015

A Plan for the Jews to make big Gains again

I have a plan I wish to suggest to the Jewish pundits who, like Benny Avni, come out every week with a new reason to bemoan the fact that they were pushed off the driver's seat in the vehicle of American foreign policy. I can promise that if they adopt my plan, they will regain some of what they lost, if not all of it, and then some. But this will happen only if they adopt my plan.

The key to the plan is that they must first repudiate the old method of badmouthing A while praising B only to reverse position and badmouth B while praising A. This approach worked for a while, and made them look like the gods of strategic thinking in the eyes of America's intelligentsia. The proof of their early successes is that America's elite saw the Sunni Arabs as the bad guys while the Shiite Iranians were seen as the good guys. When the Jews reversed position, so did America's elite who started to despise the Iranians on cue.

But then, something happened (it doesn't really matter what) and the Jews started to attack the Shiite Iranians while praising the Sunni Arabs. And this is when the cream of the crop among the American intelligentsia said they have had enough allowing the Jews to dizzy them with flipping one time, flopping another time, only to re-flip and re-flop for no apparent reason, or maybe a reason that escapes them.

Having turned the old approach into a useless tool that no longer yields benefit to them, the Jews can still find solace in the fact that they played a few tricks in the past which continue to yield great benefits. One of those tricks – which would apply marvelously well in the current situation – is what they did in occupied Palestine. What they did there is annex chunks of the territory, and instead of calling the original population their own people, they treated these people like foreigners.

What this has allowed them to do is launch massacre after massacre in their never ending genocidal quest to annihilate the Palestinian people and steal the rest of their possessions. The effect has been that instead of the American intelligentsia vociferating about the Israelis killing their own people – that's the key here: their own people – they praised the Jews of Israel, sent them more money and weapons, and protected them in world forums. And that's something the Americans continue to do to this day.

This being a great Israeli success that endures, the Jews can duplicate it in Syria and throughout the Levant. They can ask the American elites to consider Bashar Assad a foreigner who is attacking a population that is foreign to him. This will make him eligible for money, weapons and protection from America. When the stream starts flowing from America to Syria, the Jews can sit back and watch him do to “Assad occupied” Syria what the Zionists are doing in “Jewish occupied” Palestine.

In time, the Jews will get what they want, which is a Levant that is bathed in blood where dozens of little fiefdoms will spring up and fight each other using American weapons imported by Jewish jobbers and sold at a high price to the highest bidders, and given at fire sale prices to those who look eager to kill but have no money to pay for the instruments of death.

The idea of something like this happening is very much in the realm of what Benny Avni imagines can happen in real life. You see this in the title of his latest column: “Obama has turned Putin into the world's most powerful leader,” published on September 29, 2015 in the New York Post. If Obama can turn Putin into something he is not, the Jews can turn Assad into something he is not: a stooge that will do the dirty work for them.

And that work will no longer be what Avni and the echo-repeaters claim to be an “Assad drop[ping] barrel bombs on innocent children,” but will be an Assad who, like the Israelis, is delightfully dropping phosphoric, napalm and cluster bombs on innocent men, women and children.

And like the reality that's played out all the time in occupied Palestine and the District of Columbia, there will be an avalanche of resolutions – binding and non-biding – passed in the American Congress condemning the terrorist women, children and toddlers of Syria who dare to brave the tanks and armored vehicles sent by the Assad forces of occupation to demolish their towns, homes, fields and crops.

And Benny Avni and all those like him will sit in their offices in New York, toasting with Champagne the spectacle they worked so hard to realize.